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Song Parodies -> "Mayonnaise"
Original Song Title:
"Lonely Days"
Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Mayonnaise"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I love the stuff, but if you order it on a sandwich, just be aware that there are a number of things that can go wrong... Let's just say I learned that one the hard way!
(instrumental opening)
Good morning, Mister Sunshine.
I need breakfast today.
Don't have no cereal
on any fridge shelf.
I go downstairs on this morning
into that restaurant.
I order chicken salad
and eat it myself...
(instrumental break)
Mayonnaise!
Don't taste right!
Now I can feel my guts squirmin'!
Mayonnaise!
Don't taste right!
Now I can feel my guts squirmin'!
Mayonnaise!
Don't taste right!
Now I can feel my guts squirmin'!
Good morning, Mister Sunshine.
I need breakfast today.
Don't have no cereal
on any fridge shelf.
(instrumental break)
Mayonnaise!
(Mayonnaise!)
Painful nights!
(Painful nights!)
Spending all my time in the bathroom!
Mayonnaise!
(Mayonnaise!)
Painful nights!
(Painful nights!)
Spending all my time in the bathroom!
Mayonnaise!
(Mayonnaise!)
Painful nights!
(Painful nights!)
Spending all my time in the bathroom!
(repeat 'til fade)
Good morning, Mister Sunshine.
I need breakfast today.
Don't have no cereal
on any fridge shelf.
I go downstairs on this morning
into that restaurant.
I order chicken salad
and eat it myself...
(instrumental break)
Mayonnaise!
Don't taste right!
Now I can feel my guts squirmin'!
Mayonnaise!
Don't taste right!
Now I can feel my guts squirmin'!
Mayonnaise!
Don't taste right!
Now I can feel my guts squirmin'!
Good morning, Mister Sunshine.
I need breakfast today.
Don't have no cereal
on any fridge shelf.
(instrumental break)
Mayonnaise!
(Mayonnaise!)
Painful nights!
(Painful nights!)
Spending all my time in the bathroom!
Mayonnaise!
(Mayonnaise!)
Painful nights!
(Painful nights!)
Spending all my time in the bathroom!
Mayonnaise!
(Mayonnaise!)
Painful nights!
(Painful nights!)
Spending all my time in the bathroom!
(repeat 'til fade)
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I've had issues with suspect mayo myself, so I can relate. Interesting--I never realized how sparse the lyrics were on the OS until I saw this. Ya done good with some rather thin material here. 555
few things i hate worse than mayonnaise...5s
Pretty good, Mike...but I've got to dock you on pacing, particularly on the verses. 444
Eeek! All I could keep pictruing was the a disgruntled chef adding some 'special sauce' instead... :-O
Mike, Kristof Robertson explained very well why your mayonnaise tasted funny in his comment to TT song today ;-D... DKTOS well enough to chime in on the pacing issue, but as Merry and Mason said, very graphic spin from a weak OS.
Mayonnaise, mmm. This was okay, but didn't quite cut the mustard. Perhaps you'll ketchup later. Take this mild peppering with a grain of salt.
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