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Song Parodies -> "You're So Phonesome I Could Cry"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Phonesome I Could Cry"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Yesterday, the King of Rock. Today, the King of Country. He also thinks this person is a royal pain.
Did you hit that lonesome whippoorwill?
Around you, he can't fly.
It's hit and lame, and chirping low.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.

Did you ever have a talk so long
your exit you drove by?
Your brain, it seems inside a cloud.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.

Did you ever hit a cow or sheep?
Bring tears to farmer's eye?
That isn't something I'd forgive.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.

The silence is a big relief.
Your battery did die.
And as I see you crash your car
you're so phonesome you could cry.

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Meriadoc - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Another excellent tale of phoneness!
Jason - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Sir Pacholek, what is it with your sudden interest in phones? Do you have an iPhone or something?
2Eagle - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This must be his pet peeve - and everyone elses'. Good warning.
Max Power - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
For a moment I thought this song is about the Red Sox and Patriots fans from recent years.
Ann Hammond - July 06, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
PhonesomeLady - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Best Line . . . " your exit drove by " Sir Michael, this is great! and anything by the CountryMeister, old Hank, is delightful. And we'll go . . . ~Honky-Tonkin' 'Round This Town~.

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