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Song Parodies -> "Jumbled Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Jambalaya"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Jumbled Mind"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

What better way to smack Hank Jr. than with his daddy's best-known song? Well, maybe second-best-known: I've already used "You're So Loathsome I Could Cry" for George W. Bush.
Goodbye Hank, you redneck wank, you done blown it.
Your rowdy friends, wearin' Depends, and you just shown it.
You just thinks, out on the links, it's just all drama?
But playin' golf, it ain't Adolf, it's just Obama.

Jumbled mind, racist kind, full of gumbo.
'Cause tonight we're gonna see you're such a dumbo.
Pick guitar, you'll go far, and we wish you would.
Son of a gun, you ain't no fun, you don't do good.

Monday nights, big spotlights, watch gridiron.
But for your words, they're for the birds, there's been a firin'.
ESPN, once again, sidelined a racist.
Rush Limbaugh, you'll recall, don't know the basics.

Jumbled mind, racist kind, full of gumbo.
'Cause tonight we've had enough of mumbo-jumbo.
Pick your nose, white-robe clothes, boots and sunglasses.
Son of a gun, you ain't no fun, your brain's molasses.

Goodbye Hank, you're in the tank, me-oh-my-oh.
You made 'em sick from Candlestick out to Ohio.
In New York, they know you're a dork, even in Chicago.
In New Orleans, they know you know beans on the bayou.

Jumbled mind, racist kind, full of gumbo.
Insult Barack with dopey shlock, you got the thumbo.
Pick guitar, washed-up star, gonna cry, you.
Son of a gun, you ain't no fun, so, goodbye, you!

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Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - Hank's back in the tank! Devilish and way too true. ;D
John Barry - October 05, 2011 - Report this comment
The guy's a moron. Nice job!
Aghast I say - October 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Sarcasm On

I'm aghast! Aghast I tell you! I can't recall ANY liberal referring to Bush as Hitler, and if they had, I'm sure the same politically correct crowd who reigned down on Hank would've boycotted those offender(s) too .

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John Jenkins - October 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Comparing the Boehner/Obama relationship to a Hitler/Netanyahu relationship is not a good analogy, but it does not indicate that one is a racist. Very good first verse and very good parody except for the ESPN/Limbaugh couplet.

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