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Song Parodies -> "Dubya, Naiver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Dubya, Naiver"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Grammatically, "more naive" is correct. Not "nigh-ee-ver," as I've pronounced it here. But then, it's the Smirking Chimp who made monkees out of millions of voters who now see him for what he is.
(instrumental opening)

I told all of you
'bout Bush's fairy tales.
He works for someone else
and not for thee.

Folks, he did forget you.
(Dubya, such a dip.)
That's the way it seems.
(Dubya, such a dip.)
Disappointment he gave to your dreams.

In his head, there's space!
It's Dubya, naiver!
Not a trace
of doubt or of mind!

Pack him up!
(ooooh, ahhhh)
Dubya, naiver.
We can't believe him if we tried.

Obama said he'd call bad guys
to negotiate.
Hillary said no
she just would not.

What's the use in fighting?
(Dubya, such a dip.)
While Bush gives us pain.
(Dubya, such a dip.)
Put aside differences
to end this reign.

In his head, there's space!
It's Dubya, naiver!
Not a trace
of doubt or of mind!

Pack him up!
(ooooh, ahhhh)
Dubya, naiver.
We can't believe him if we tried.

Oh!
(instrumental break)

Folks, he did forget you.
(Dubya, such a dip.)
That's the way it seems.
(Dubya, such a dip.)
Disappointment he gave to your dreams.

In his head, there's space!
It's Dubya, naiver!
Not a trace
of doubt or of mind!

Pack him up!
(ooooh, ahhhh)
Dubya, naiver.
We can't believe him if we tried.

In his head, there's space!
It's Dubya, naiver!
Not a trace!
Of doubt or of mind!
It's Dubya, naiver!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
(Dubya, naiver!)

It's Dubya, naiver!
(Dubya, naiver!)
(repeat 'til fade)
Five hundred and forty days to go before either Hillary or Barack begins to prove to be less naive in the White House than Dubya.

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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Dylan Baranski - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Frankly, though I don't usually read Bush-bashing parodies, I'd rather read this than any of Stella Baker's parodies about Polish people.
Jonathan S. - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
555. Anyone level-headed enough to realize what a major weiner-head George W. Buttface is is a friend of mine. Anyone against this parody is even "Naiver" than Bush!
alvin - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
one of your funniest bush bashes ever..and fun to sing along to
Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I too tend to pass over political parodies (yes, I AM that shallow!)...but any bash that uses the word "naiver" deserves attention and praise. Great stuff, Mike. 555
Ann Hammond - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Screwathon J. - August 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Anyone dumb enough to be part of the 3% who sill vote 555s for these lame-o hate songs on We Far Left can kiss my @$$. 111s, Bicholek.
MJW - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep... Bush is now 11 times as popular as Queen Pelosi and her hate regime's lynch mob, though that's not saying much. Then there's the Roberts Supreme Court, which actually has the approval of a real majority. I guess all the losers who're saying nice things about this nutcase MP must all be wearing their tinfoil hats to shut out the Zogby poll results or something.

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