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Song Parodies -> "The Sound of Sinus"

Original Song Title:

"Michael Pacholek"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Sound of Sinus"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

On May 13, 2010, this idea came to me. On November 13, the year is not specified, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Included among the reasons was a problem with his sinuses that led to him producing a sound that was described as "honking." With nowhere else to go, he arrived at the home of his friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out. Asking that he never return. Could two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? It wasn't easy, especially when Oscar heard Felix "honking."
(instrumental opening)

(Oscar)
Hello, Felix, my old friend.
You woke me up at night again.
Because a sound through our walls creeping
interrupted me while I'm sleeping.
And that honking...
it is planted in my brain.
Still remains.

It was the sound
of sinus.

In restless nights here in New York
I share apartment with a dork.
He's a freak with all his fine cleaning.
With his cooking, he is well-meaning.
But my ears were stabbed
by the pain of his whacked-out nose.
See? There it goes!

It is the sound
of sinus.

And in the naked light I heard
a sound that's worse than any bird.
Worse that taxi horn and jackhammer.
It's a crime, send him to some slammer!
It's a grating song
that noses should not share.
Should not dare.

It is the sound
of sinus

(Felix)
Oscar! Oscar! Oscar! Whoa!
You know the mucus inside grows.
Hear my words about my affliction.
Hurts my breathing and sleep and diction.

(Oscar)
But your words
like silent raindrops fall.

They're blocked out
by sound
of sinus.

Every night I've bowed and prayed
new surgery technique is made.
Hope some doctor gives his appraisal
of this bad situation nasal.
In the meantime
a stain of spaghetti...

(Felix)
No, linguine!

(Oscar)
On apartment wall!
Now garbage haul.

And still there's
the sound...

of sinus.

(Felix, over the closing guitar notes)
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!

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John Jenkins - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, MP, particularly the "prayed/made" substitution. Was unaware of the the S&G with that original song title (don't you hate for that to happen?).
Mark Scotti - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
One of my ALL TIME favorite shows!!! Remember the New Years episode where a passed out girl at their party always woke up whe Felix "honked" and asked "Is it New Years yet?"...LOL
AFW - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody take on a great movie....A+ for the title, alone..
2Eagle - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Desparate Housewives, meet The Odd Couple.
Dan Creeden - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Great Job. But if I were you, I'd get a lawyer. I bet you can get a lot of money out of Paul Simon for plagiarism.
The Charnstar - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I agree with Airfarcewon, that title was great! But the parody even great, 5s
John Barry - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm honking in approval!
Matthias - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I didn't know that Simon and Garfunkle did a song called "Michael Pacholek"... Couldn't find the OS on youtube, but it sounds a lot like "Sound of Silence" lol
Old Man Ribber - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
If Oscar and Felix had lived in the Ohio Valley, they could hear Felix doing his ritual in Chicago! A final note from Felix to you..."Great parody! F.U." (from the play - "It took me weeks to figure out that F.U. meant Felix Unger!") ;D
Rex - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Wonderful title sub and parody, Oscar would approve.
Paul Simon - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry, Mike, I didn't mean to use your name without your permission. Especially since you weren't born yet! (Mike's note: This is what happens when an idea comes to me and I just go with it without thinking it through. Sorry about that, folks.)

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