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Song Parodies -> "For Your Guy's Phony"
Original Song Title:
"For Your Eyes Only"
Original Performer:
Sheena Easton
Parody Song Title:
"For Your Guy's Phony"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
If we were living in a James Bond movie, George W. Bush would've been one of the nasty-looking but dumb and expendable henchmen killed off halfway through, being not smart enough to outwit 007. But who would be Ernest Stavro Blofeld? Dick Cheney? Or Karl Rove? How about Rupert Murdoch, parodied as Elliot Carver in "Tomorrow Never Dies"?
For your guy's phony.
Can't seem to get it right.
For your guy's phony.
He lies through day and night.
You can't see the truth in him.
In him it would be new.
I'd like the truth to reach you and get through.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
I see what you don't want to see.
Someday we'll all be free.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
The truth, I know, you need to hear.
But thinks truth is really queer.
It won't come through.
It won't come through.
For your guy's phony.
His heart is always cold.
For your guy's phony.
That's all you need to know.
Maybe he won't read a book
but he will watch TV.
As long as pretzels
he eats one, not three.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
I see what you don't want to see.
Someday we'll all be free.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
He gives us such stupidity.
The men, abandoned, milit'ry.
You see it's true?
For your guy's phony!
Can't seem to get it right.
For your guy's phony.
He lies through day and night.
You can't see the truth in him.
In him it would be new.
I'd like the truth to reach you and get through.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
I see what you don't want to see.
Someday we'll all be free.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
The truth, I know, you need to hear.
But thinks truth is really queer.
It won't come through.
It won't come through.
For your guy's phony.
His heart is always cold.
For your guy's phony.
That's all you need to know.
Maybe he won't read a book
but he will watch TV.
As long as pretzels
he eats one, not three.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
I see what you don't want to see.
Someday we'll all be free.
For your guy's phony.
Phony, it's true.
He gives us such stupidity.
The men, abandoned, milit'ry.
You see it's true?
For your guy's phony!
January 20, 2009: He leaves office as the most spectacular failure in Presidential history. Goodbye, Mister Bush. I.Q. 007.
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Nice job.
amen...5s
Hey, you listed his I.Q. as 3 points higher than The Gropenator's!
Johnny may be right: But Bush has neither brains nor brawn. Johnny may also be wrong: Arnold had enough sense to marry into money.
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