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Song Parodies -> "There's a Poll That I'm Losing"

Original Song Title:

"There's a Hole in the Bucket"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"There's a Poll That I'm Losing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I can't believe somebody posted a "Hole in the Bucket" parody yesterday. Just as I was gonna...
There's a poll that I'm losing, dear Cheney, dear Cheney.
There's a poll that I'm losing, dear Cheney, a poll.

I'll fix it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
I'll fix it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, fix it.

With what will you fix it, dear Cheney, dear Cheney?
With what will you fix it, dear Cheney, with what?

With a war, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
With a war, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, a war.

Our soldiers are dying, dear Cheney, dear Cheney.
Our soldiers are dying, dear Cheney, they die.

I'll distract 'em, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
I'll distract 'em, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, distract.

With what'll you distract 'em, dear Cheney, dear Cheney?
With what'll you distarct 'em, dear Cheney, with what?

With Saddam, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
Caught Saddam, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, caught him.

The public's still angry, dear Cheney, dear Cheney.
They're siding with Kerry, dear Cheney, with John.

I'll fool 'em, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
I'll fool 'em, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, fool 'em.

With what will you fool 'em, dear Cheney, dear Cheney?
With what will you fool 'em, dear Cheney, with what?

9/11, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
9/11 and Saddam, dear Georgie, Saddam.

The people now hate me, dear Cheney, dear Cheney.
The people now hate me, dear Cheney, hate me.

I'll get Kerry, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
I'll get Kerry, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, get him.

With what will you get him, dear Cheney, dear Cheney?
With what will you get him, dear Cheney, with what?

Call him "liberal," dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
Call him "liberal," dear Georgie, dear Georgie, "left-wing."

The voters now like that, dear Cheney, dear Cheney.
The voters now like that, dear Cheney, they like.

I'll shred him, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
I'll shred him, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, shred him!

With what will you shred him, dear Cheney, dear Cheney?
With what will you shred him, dear Cheney, with what?

"Unelectable," Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
"Unelectable," Georgie, "unelectable."

But how will you show that, dear Cheney, dear Cheney?
But how will you show that, dear Cheney, with what?

With a poll, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, dear Georgie.
With a poll, dear Georgie, dear Georgie, a poll.

There's a poll that I'm losing, dear Cheney, dear Cheney.
There's a poll that I'm losing, dear Cheney, a poll.

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John Jenkins - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, Michael. You're right - it would have looked a little more creative if Phil hadn't parodied this song yesterday - don't you hate when that happens?
Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I hate when that happens. Just like the other day, you know, I took one o' them... (Meat thermometers?) Yeah! And I started...

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