Song Parodies -> "Mall Shook Up"

Original Song Title:

"All Shook Up"

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Original Performer:

"Mall Shook Up"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Willowbrook Mall: On Route 23 in Wayne, New Jersey.

Well, ah, bless-a my soul, what's wrong with me?
I got into the traffic on Route 23!
I tried to get into the place called Willowbrook!
But I'm stuck!
I'm mall shook up!
Uh-huh!
Uh-hun!
Oy vey-ey-ey!

Well, my cash is shaky and my credit's weak.
I can't afford shoes for my aching feet.
Nothing's on sale, guess I'm out of luck.
And I'm stuck!
I'm mall shook up!
Uh-huh!
Uh-hun!
Oy vey-ey-ey!

Well, please don't ask me what's on my mind
'cause that chick's got twenty items on an express line!
When I'm buyin' shirts and slacks and vest
the service at Sears, it scares me to death!

Doncha touch-a my cart, or I'll chill ya, schmuck!
I bought my kid toys, spent two hundred bucks!
I wish this line would now giddyup!
Give 'em shove!
I'm mall shook up!
Uh-huh!
Uh-hun!
Oy vey-ey-ey!

My throat gets dry in this big sale week!
My insides are shaking like a leaf on a tree!
There's only one cure for this body of mine:
Eat at Ruby Tuesday, the waitress looks so fine!

Now I can't a-find my car in this concrete lot!
My lips are speaking some profanities hot!
I'm walkin' 'round like I got Stanley Cup!
No such luck!
I'm mall shook up!
Uh-huh!
Uh-hun!
Oy vey-ey-ey!

Uh-huh!
Uh-hun!
Oy vey-ey!
I'm mall shook up!

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AFW - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Most clever title...hilarious follow-up....sky fives

Arwen - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Very nicely done, Michael...but like I would ever waitress at Ruby Tuesday...; )

alvin rhodes - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

funny twist on a great OS...5s

Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, Arwen, I could have said Charlie Brown's, where they're equally cute, but A. They're only in New Jersey, Long Island, the lower Hudson Valley of New York and the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania; and B. "Ruby Tuesday" paced better.

MrMacphisto - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

lol... good one

carol - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

nice twist on one I remember well. 5's

Yet Another Dutchman - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody is fine purchase. 200 bucks on kid toys? Yeah, me too. And I don't even have kids.

Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Dutchman: It could be worse, you could be shopping at the store where Johnny D buys HIS toys, if ya know what I mean.

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