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Song Parodies -> "Rudy With His Lies (They're Gaseous)"
Original Song Title:
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Original Performer:
John Fred & His Playboy Band
Parody Song Title:
"Rudy With His Lies (They're Gaseous)"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
He's an unashamed liar, he purposely humiliated his wife in public, he talks tough but is actually totally unqualified to handle terrorists... And some Republicans think he seems like a Democrat. Well, the American people are smart enough to see through this charlatan. For six years, they weren't, but in November 2006, they proved they'd wised up. They won't vote for Rudy Giuliani, because of his all-around stink. That's right, he stinks. I don't mean he sucks, I mean everything about him smells bad.
(instrumental opening)
Rudy with his lies.
Well, that's what they are.
Republican guys
always go too far.
Lobotomize people to the right.
He's Rudy with his lies.
They're gaseous!
Keep a-talkin' 'bout terrorists
and how you fought 'em hard.
A-cross your heart, yeah.
It's a big canard!
That's how he's always fueled his rise.
He's Rudy with his lies.
They're gaseous!
At ballgame tonight.
At ballgame tonight.
He thinks he's the best guy in sight.
He really should go fly a kite.
Rudy with his lies.
Hey, that's what they are.
Republican guys
they always go too far.
Lobotomize people to the right.
He's Rudy with his lies.
They're gaseous!
(instrumental break, aw!)
At ballgame tonight.
At ballgame tonight.
He thinks he's the best guy in sight.
He really should go fly a kite.
(instrumental break)
Rudy with your lies
and what you're aiming for.
A circus of horrors, yeah.
Boy, that's what you are!
You've profited from towers' ashes.
And now you receive these bashes!
Rudy with his lies.
Well, that's what they are.
Republican guys
always go too far.
Lobotomize people to the right.
He's Rudy with his lies.
They're gaseous!
Keep a-talkin' 'bout terrorists
and how you fought 'em hard.
A-cross your heart, yeah.
It's a big canard!
That's how he's always fueled his rise.
He's Rudy with his lies.
They're gaseous!
At ballgame tonight.
At ballgame tonight.
He thinks he's the best guy in sight.
He really should go fly a kite.
Rudy with his lies.
Hey, that's what they are.
Republican guys
they always go too far.
Lobotomize people to the right.
He's Rudy with his lies.
They're gaseous!
(instrumental break, aw!)
At ballgame tonight.
At ballgame tonight.
He thinks he's the best guy in sight.
He really should go fly a kite.
(instrumental break)
Rudy with your lies
and what you're aiming for.
A circus of horrors, yeah.
Boy, that's what you are!
You've profited from towers' ashes.
And now you receive these bashes!
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my favorite of the day
Let me guess, Mike. It wasn't enough for you to bash Bush, so you now have to bash the other prospective Republican presidential candidates. Was Bush-bashing not profitable enough?
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! He's carry'in on, I grant ya.
Um...okay
I don't do it for personal gain. I do it to save my country from another four years of fascism disguised as "compassionate conservatism" and "national security." I assure you, as soon as John McCain, or whoever gets the nomination instead of Adolph Giuliani, appears to have the nomination wrapped up, I'll parody his flaws and foibles as well. After all, the Republican Party is not about to nominate someone who has the interests of all the American people in mind, or even as many of them as possible. They haven't been since Abe Lincoln still walked the Earth. And they won't be until they suffer a defeat so profound that they are shocked out of their me-first attitude. Maybe it will even take more than one such defeat. Hell, FDR gave them four, and it didn't change them.
I'm sensing a little anger here...
What about Ronald Reagan?
He was Time's "Man of the Year"? 555
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