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Song Parodies -> "I'm In the Free Skate, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"I'm In the Free Skate, I Am"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I know I've done this song before, but then, figure skaters do the same thing over and over again, too.
I'm in the free skate, I am!
In the free skate, I am, I am!
I'm on the U.S. team in Torino!
That's Italian for "Turin," you know!
And I am gonna go beat Yevgeny!
(Yevgeny!)
Pluschenko, he's the Russian, he's a sham!
(A sham!)
I am taking gold from you, buddy!
In the free skate, I am!

Second place? Must change my ways!

I'm in the free skate, I am!
In the free skate, I am, I am!
French judge gave me such a terrible score
just like at the Worlds in 2004!
They're pandering to ol' Yevgeny!
(Yevgeny!)
They think that I'm a diva and a ham!
(No ham!)
I'm red, white and blue and so pretty!
In the free skate, I am!

(guitar break)

I'm in the free skate, I am!
In the free skate, I am, I am!
Don't tell me that you think that I'm queer!
Meanwhile, shouldn't my... bus be here?
Oh, no, the bus has left without me!
(Without me!)
So who "eats it"? I guess it's me, oh, damn!
(Oh, damn!)
And I'm blowing my chance, a travesty!
In the free skate, I am!

U! S!
U! S! A!
Woe is me!
(Woe is me!)
Woe is me!
(Woe is me!)
In the free skate, I am, I am!
In the free skate, I am!

Yeah...
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sweetheart.

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alvin rhodes - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
five rings
Johnny D - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Quintuple joke-loop.

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