(long, long instrumental opening)

Hey, ballclub, don't you treat me wrong!
'Cause you're making errors all night long!
Aw, nuts, now!
Hey, hey!
All wrong!

Try to win a World Series ring!
You don't know how to get that thing!
Aw, nuts, now!
Hey, hey!
All wrong!

Told your mama
to dad I say
I'm gonna send you back to Triple-A!
Aw, yes, boy!
'Cause you don't play right!
You don't play right!

When your fans are in misery
the Yankee fans rule N.Y.C.!
Aw, nuts, now!
Hey, hey!
All wrong!

(instrumental break)

When your fans are in misery
the Yankee fans rule N.Y.C.!
Aw, nuts, now!
Hey, hey!
All wrong!

See the girl with the Yanks cap on!
She's gonna laugh at us all winter long!
Aw, nuts, now!
Hey, hey!
All wrong!

Well, tell me, what's with Shea?
Tell me, what's with Shea, right now?
Tell me, what's with Shea?
Tell me, what's with Shea, right now?
Tell me, what's with Shea?
Tell me, what's with Shea?
Yay, yay, yay!

I wanna know!
Tell ya, I wanna know right now!
Tell ya, I wanna know!
Tell ya, I wanna know right now!
Tell ya, I wanna know!
Tell ya, I wanna know!
Yay, yay, yay!

(sound of Met fans calling into WFAN's "Mike and the Mad Dog" show to complain)

Aw, hold it, hold it!

Unnnnnnnnh!
(Unnnnnnnnh!)
Ohhhhhhhh!
(Ohhhhhhhh!)
Unh!
(Unh!)
Oh!
(Oh!)
Unh!
(Unh!)
Oh!
(Oh!)
Whoa!

It's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong, right now!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong, right now!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Yay, yay, yay!

Oyyyy...
(Oyyyy... )
Veyyyy...
(Veyyyy.... )
Oy!
(Oy!)
Vey!
(Vey!)
Oy!
(Oy!)
Vey!
(Vey!)
Oy!

Baby, feels so bad!
(Baby, feels so bad!)
Baby, feels so bad, right now!
(Baby, feels so bad!)
Baby, feels so bad!
(Baby, feels so bad!)
Baby, feels so bad, right now!
(Baby, feels so bad!)
Baby, feels so bad!
(Baby, feels so bad!)
Baby, feels so bad!
(Baby, feels so bad!)
Yay, yay, yay!

Hohhhh!
(Hohhhh!)
Zayyyy!
(Zayyyy!)
Jo...
(Jo... )
...se!
(...se!)
Jo!
(Jo!)
se!
(se!)
Whoa...

It's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong, right now!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong, right now!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Baby, it's all wrong!
(Baby, it's all wrong!)
Yay, yay, yay!

Wow!
Lose that ring!
(Baby, lose that ring!)
Baby, lose that ring, right now!
(Baby, lose that ring!)
Baby, lose that ring!
(Baby, lose that ring!)
Baby, lose that ring, right now!
(Baby, lose that ring!)
Baby, lose that ring!
(Baby, lose that ring!)
Baby, lose that ring!
(Baby, lose that ring!)
Yay, yay, yay!

Wow!
Feel so bad!
(Baby, feel so bad!)
Baby, feel so bad, right now!
(Baby, feel so bad!)
Whoaaaa... oy vey...
(Baby, feel so bad!)
Baby, feel so bad, right now!
(Baby, feel so bad!)
Baby, feel so bad!
(Baby, feel so bad!)
Baby feel so bad!
(Baby, feel so bad!)