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Song Parodies -> "Too Dutch"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Too Dutch"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Well, honey, I think you're... too Dutch.
I think you're really... too Dutch.
I'm just a fool for... your touch
even though I think you're... too Dutch.
You're the girl I'm missing.
It's tulips you leave me kissing.
'cause I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

Well, you got all my money in...your clutch.
You go and spend it honey... too much.
When I want some love you... take hike.
Not stickin' my finger... in dike.
Mind is really foggin'
on my heart you're dancin', cloggin'
and I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

I need your lovin'... oh, yes, ma'am.
I need my babe from... Amsterdam.
I know what's legal... and what's not.
Prostitution... and some pot!
That explains your cheatin'
And the brownies that you're eatin'
and I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

(instrumental break)

Well, every time I see your... tulips
I just wanna grab your... sweet hips.
My heart is turning... like windmill.
You're so nuts, I... love you still.
Lover, not a fighter
drowns me in the Zee of Zuider
and I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

Well, this girl from the... Netherlands
she causes me to... wring my hands.
I just want to... get my kicks
but she thinks she's Queen... Beatrix!
Mind is really foggin'
on my heart you're dancin', cloggin'
and I think you're... too Dutch!

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 12

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John Barry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is a Dutch treat, Michael.
Kristof Robertson - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ik genoot werkelijk van dit, M. Pacholek. 555
alvin rhodes - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
one of my favorite elvis songs...great take on it...5s
Dutch Schultz - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This ain't about me, is it? I like it
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the rhymes/wordplay looked well-done and the ethnic humor was cute. 5-5-5.
Merry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
And I thought this was going to be your Martin Van Buren parody... very funny one, Pach!
Susanna Viljanen - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Haarlem, Netherlands, isn't that a bad place to live - a nice Medieval town. 555.
Michael Pacholek - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Susanna, I have a simple philosophy: Medieval, hear de evil, defeat de evil.

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