Well, honey, I think you're... too Dutch.
I think you're really... too Dutch.
I'm just a fool for... your touch
even though I think you're... too Dutch.
You're the girl I'm missing.
It's tulips you leave me kissing.
'cause I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

Well, you got all my money in...your clutch.
You go and spend it honey... too much.
When I want some love you... take hike.
Not stickin' my finger... in dike.
Mind is really foggin'
on my heart you're dancin', cloggin'
and I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

I need your lovin'... oh, yes, ma'am.
I need my babe from... Amsterdam.
I know what's legal... and what's not.
Prostitution... and some pot!
That explains your cheatin'
And the brownies that you're eatin'
and I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

(instrumental break)

Well, every time I see your... tulips
I just wanna grab your... sweet hips.
My heart is turning... like windmill.
You're so nuts, I... love you still.
Lover, not a fighter
drowns me in the Zee of Zuider
and I think you're... too Dutch!
(Too Dutch!)

Well, this girl from the... Netherlands
she causes me to... wring my hands.
I just want to... get my kicks
but she thinks she's Queen... Beatrix!
Mind is really foggin'
on my heart you're dancin', cloggin'
and I think you're... too Dutch!