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Song Parodies -> "Holly Johnson Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Holly Johnson Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(instrumental opening)

Have a Holly Johnson Christmas.
Have a gay old time this year.
Well, I don't know if there'll be snow.
It would not be so queer.

Have a Holly Johnson Christmas.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Say hello to friends you know
And be sweet as you could.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Somebody waits for you
Relax with him for me!

Have a Holly Johnson Christmas.
And in case you didn't hear
Please, responsin', have a Holly Johnson
Christmas this year!

Have a Holly Johnson Christmas.
Have a gay old time this year.

(instrumental break)

Have a Holly Johnson Christmas.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Say hello to friends you know
And be sweet as you could.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Somebody waits for you
Relax with him for me!

Have a Holly Johnson Christmas.
And in case you didn't hear
Please, responsin', have a Holly Johnson
Christmas this year!

(instrumental close)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks but i think i'll spend the holidays in a more traditional way... funny though
John Barry - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Burl Fives.
Yoidy - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
This rocks my jackson, I mean, johnson! 555
Agrimorfee - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the Parody Dome! Wish there were more lyrics, but clever nonetheless.

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