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Song Parodies -> "Hack for the USSR"

Original Song Title:

"Back in the USSR"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hack for the USSR"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

Tuned into to Apprentice, shown on NBC.
Watching it in bed last night.
Hosted by worst President in history.
Man, he looks a dreadful fright.

A hack for the USSR!
You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
Hack for the USSR!

Bin that Gary Busey, he's a mental case.
He should be locked in a home.
Leave that Omarosa, 'tween her ears, a space.
Meat Loaf left to scratch his dome.

A hack for the USSR!
You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
Hack for the US
Hack for the US
Hack for the USSR!

(Well-a, well-a, well-a)
Well, the Ukraine girls tried to rat him out
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)
so under tanks they grind.
(Well-a, well-a, well-a)
But Moscow girls make him sing and shout
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)
But still Ivanka's on his, on his, on his, on his, on his mind!

Aw, come on!

(instrumental break)

A hack for the USSR!
You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
Hack for the USSR!

(Well-a, well-a, well-a)
Well, the Ukraine girls tried to rat him out
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)
so under tanks they grind.
(Well-a, well-a, well-a)
But Moscow girls make him sing and shout
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)
But still Ivanka's on his, on his, on his, on his, on his mind!

Aw, show me 'round the boardroom where he says "You're fired!"
Maybe, soon he'll buy the farm.
Let me hear Dumb Donald, all the times he's liared.
It's the calm before the Storm!

A hack for the USSR!
Hey!
You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
Hack for the USSR!

Aw, lemme tell ya!
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)
He's a hack!
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)
(Ooh-wee-ee-ooh)

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Finley - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
You nailed it, great job

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