Song Parodies -> "I'm Sorry (The Ballad of Michael Steele)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Sorry"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Sorry (The Ballad of Michael Steele)"

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The Lyrics

How does this man stand up without a spine? I thought Republicans were supposed to be tough, but this bum can't even stand up to Rush Limbaugh!

I'm sorry
so sorry
that I was such a fool.
I didn't know
Rush laid down the rules.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh yes.

He told me
mistakes
are just for liberals.
But that don't mean
we don't need miracles.

(I'm sorry.)
I'm sorry.
(So sorry.)
So sorry.
Please accept
my apology.
But I was blind
and must bow to
the G.O.P.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh yes.

He told me
mistakes
are just for liberals.
But that don't mean
we don't need miracles.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh yes.

I'm sorry.
So sorry.
Please accept
my apology.
But I was blind
and must bow to
the G.O.P.
(Sorry!)

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Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Michael Pacholek, G.O.P. Chairman Steele isn't a bum at all! Barack Obama and everyone in his administration is a thug, a cheat, a liar, and/or a thief. The democrats must feel threatened by the new Republican party chairman, Michael Steele, who is gifted and eloquent and certainly can speak to an audience without the need for a teleprompter. I can't imagine Obama without the teleprompter. Barack is like "Uh, uh, uh, the, uh, uh!" Sorry, but I had to vote all 1s.

Melanie Lee - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment

PI: Hmm...so because you don't agree with MP politically, that means that MP had to be way off on his lyrical pacing?

Michael Pacholek - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Melanie. I think you showed who the truly eloquent one is here. I guess P.I. didn't see those three debates where Obama cleaned John McCain's clock without a teleprompter.

Seppuku - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

Back for more, MP? Haven't you figured out yet that people are starting to see through your commie traitor lies? Compared to 0-boy, even ol' Jimmied Cah-tah is starting to look good!

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Michael Pacholek, I saw all three debates and was unimpressed by Obama. I thought I would count all the "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh's", but gave up because I lost count after several hundred "uh's". Eloquent, I think not!

Below Average Dave - March 28, 2009 - Report this comment

I just got a great laugh on the latest comments thread from "I saw all three debates and was unimpressed by Obama". . .somehoe--out of a conservative like PI, that comment does not surprise me one iota. .. good parody Michael

Below Average Dave - March 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Oops, that was a fun type *Somehoe is somehow

Andria - March 28, 2009 - Report this comment

As far as I can tell from the parody and its comments, the author, Melanie Lee and Below Average Dave are the only ones with anything to say that is nice, respectful or complimentary to the parody. This work is certainly eloquent and has excellent pacing, sentiment and overall execution, and here are some 5s.

Tim Hall - March 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Michael, keep up the good work. I always remember you as a person who stays true to himself.

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