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Song Parodies -> "Cold Shoulder"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Cold Shoulder"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
One of the first parodies I ever did for Amiright was a George W. Bash called "Oilfinger." In the words of Temptations founder Otis Williams, "Sometimes, a great idea should stay an idea." Which may be why I haven't yet turned "One Tin Soldier" into "One Cold Shoulder."
Cold shoulder
from the girl, the girl who won't let me touch!
I loved too much!
Such a grudge holder!
Begging her to enter her land of sin!
But won't let in!
Golden words she will pour in my ear
but she'll say stick it there, that's my fear!
For this golden girl, I'd love to please her!
But she kissed me off! That teaser!
Cold shoulder!
Pretty girl, 'cause I've got a weak billfold
her heart is cold!
Golden words she will pour in my ear
but she'll say stick it there, that's my fear!
For this golden girl, I'd love to please her!
But she kissed me off! That teaser!
Cold shoulder!
Pretty girl, 'cause I've got a weak billfold
her heart is cold!
She loves only gold!
Shoulder's cold!
She loves gold!
Only gold!
Shoulder's cold!
from the girl, the girl who won't let me touch!
I loved too much!
Such a grudge holder!
Begging her to enter her land of sin!
But won't let in!
Golden words she will pour in my ear
but she'll say stick it there, that's my fear!
For this golden girl, I'd love to please her!
But she kissed me off! That teaser!
Cold shoulder!
Pretty girl, 'cause I've got a weak billfold
her heart is cold!
Golden words she will pour in my ear
but she'll say stick it there, that's my fear!
For this golden girl, I'd love to please her!
But she kissed me off! That teaser!
Cold shoulder!
Pretty girl, 'cause I've got a weak billfold
her heart is cold!
She loves only gold!
Shoulder's cold!
She loves gold!
Only gold!
Shoulder's cold!
I'm not saying she's frigid...
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i can relate..5s
Well done, Michael. Been there, didn't do that! My favorite Bond theme song too....555
Do I expect you to relate? No, Mister Rhodes, I expect you to FIVE! Oh, wait, you did. Never mind.
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