-> "She'll Always Be Stable"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"She'll Always Be Stable"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
She can hide behind smiles, she can dazzle with eyes.
She endures all the tabloids, their casual lies.
And she got quite upset, didn't want them to see.
They can say what they want, but she'll always be stable to me.
She could lead me to love, but to him she's devoted.
She could hold it all in 'til her fury exploded.
She could take all they gave out, the cracks they won't see.
Yeah, she took five days off, but she'll always be stable to me.
Oh, she took care of herself.
'Cause the man that she wants
he still has some more time.
Oh, didn't want to give out.
But she never gives in.
She just steadied her mind.
Whether down in Bermuda or out on Mallorca
or if back home in Wales or as real-life N'Yawka
she can bring out the best in a strained sanity.
Blame it all on the stress, but she'll always be stable to me.
(hum & instrumental break)
Oh, she took care of herself.
'Cause the man that she wants
he still has some more time.
Oh, didn't want to give out.
But she never gives in.
She just steadied her mind.
The reporters unkind, all the flashbulbs so cruel.
But she outclasses them all, she's nobody's fool.
And she can't be committed, 'less it's her choice, she's free.
And the most she will do is far better than you
'cause she'll always be stable to me.
(hum & instrumental close)
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