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Song Parodies -> "Go-Beer Man"
Original Song Title:
"Nowhere Man"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Go-Beer Man"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
This is not a "Sesame Street" parody, but it is brought to you by the number 14.
He's a real go-beer man
looking for the drink that's tan
making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Doesn't have good eyes to view.
Can't see where he's going to.
Hope he's not a bit like you and me.
Go-beer man, please listen:
That big bowl, you're missin'.
Go-beer man, for that you should sit
rather than stand.
(guitar break)
He's as blind as he can be
'cause he likes that Genesee.
Go-beer man, can you see much at all?
Go-beer man, with Miller
Pauli girl, you'll spill her.
Leave the bar and hope a cab
will lend you a hand.
Doesn't have good eyes to view.
Can't see where he's going to.
Hope he's not a bit like you and me.
Go-beer man, please listen:
That big bowl, you're missin'.
Go-beer man, for that you should sit
rather than stand.
He's a real go-beer man
looking for the drink that's tan
making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty!
looking for the drink that's tan
making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Doesn't have good eyes to view.
Can't see where he's going to.
Hope he's not a bit like you and me.
Go-beer man, please listen:
That big bowl, you're missin'.
Go-beer man, for that you should sit
rather than stand.
(guitar break)
He's as blind as he can be
'cause he likes that Genesee.
Go-beer man, can you see much at all?
Go-beer man, with Miller
Pauli girl, you'll spill her.
Leave the bar and hope a cab
will lend you a hand.
Doesn't have good eyes to view.
Can't see where he's going to.
Hope he's not a bit like you and me.
Go-beer man, please listen:
That big bowl, you're missin'.
Go-beer man, for that you should sit
rather than stand.
He's a real go-beer man
looking for the drink that's tan
making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty!
Like he's got a chance with them anyway.
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fun to sing along to...5s
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