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Song Parodies -> "The Most Wonderful Dame with that Rear"

Original Song Title:

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"The Most Wonderful Dame with that Rear"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I realize I risk not getting posted with this, but I figure the title alone will get both the J.Lo would-be lovers and the actually-are haters.
She's the most wonderful dame with that rear!
With her gluteus shaking, my heart will be quaking into a high gear!
She's the most wonderful dame with that rear!

She's the hot, hottiest singer of all!
With those rocks and the green dress, a modern-day Venus, that J-Lo's a doll!
She's the hot, hottiest singer of all!

All those carpets she's gracing
my heart is still racing!
I wish that Ben Affleck would go!
There'll be New York Post stories
and tales of the glories
of a Latin Marilyn Monroe!

She's the most wonderful dame with that rear!
There'll be much macho lusting!
My heart is just busting!
That chick's without peer!
She's the most wonderful dame with that rear!

All those carpets she's gracing
my heart is still racing!
I wish that Ben Affleck would go!
There'll be New York Post stories
and tales of the glories
of a Latin Marilyn Monroe!

She's the most wonderful dame with that rear!
There'll be much macho lusting!
My heart is just busting!
That chick's without peer!
She's the most wonderful dame!
She's the most wonderful dame!
She's the most wonderful dame with that rear!

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Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup, she's Bootius Maximus.
Adagio - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
A really good job..:D 5's
Cletus van Hortron - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Quit watching Showtime Late Night movies!

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