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Song Parodies -> "Bad Moon Writhing"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Moon Writhing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This parody has been brought to you by Preparation H. No, I didn't swipe it (or wipe it) from Malcolm Higgins, author of such back-sided classics as "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald."
(guitar opening)

I see a bad moon writhing.
I see trouble with your seat.
I see it feels struck by lightning.
I see it's overcome with heat.

Don't sit down tonight.
It's the worst pain of your life.
There's a bad moon on the writhe.

I hear your gluteal moaning.
I know the end is full in bloom.
I hear your nerves overflowing.
I hear you talking 'bout your doom.

Don't sit down tonight.
It's the worst pain of your life.
There's a bad moon on the writhe.

(guitar break)

Hope you saw that cream commercial.
Hope you squeeze from the back of tube.
Looks like you'll have to get real personal.
"Brown eye" is getting soothing lube.

Well, don't sit down tonight.
It's the worst pain of your life.
There's a bad moon on the writhe.

Don't sit down tonight.
It's the worst pain of your life.
There's a bad moon on the writhe.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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Paul Robinson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
HAH! Nice job, MP...Great pacing and matching. Funny (but aren't extremely painful assholes always hilarious?). 5's ~ ~ ~ I've been holding back a couple of...hmmm...I guess you could say "politically" angled pieces until closer to this upcoming election...I guess it's close enough now, isn't it? A week from tomorrow by my reckoning.
alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
i laughed from the bottom..........of my heart
MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This one really gets you in the end... 5-5-5
Dee Range - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Tuck these 5's away, maybe they'll help.
Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys, for giving this parody your ass-ent. It's like Allan Sherman (the Weird Al Yankovic of his day) said: "I don't mind her fat butt, it's not only that but... she's cockeyed and musclebound, Molly Malone!"
malcolm higgins - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
cheeky... 5-5-5
The Charnstar - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA That was brilliant, 5-5-5
Jason - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I though this was pretty good. 555
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought you might like it, Malcolm... I still can't help laughing at your Wreck-parody line, "The wind in the cheeks was the worst in three weeks..."

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