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Song Parodies -> "The Hard-Mangled Stammer"

Original Song Title:

"The Star-Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Francis Scott Key

Parody Song Title:

"The Hard-Mangled Stammer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Colin Kaepernick may have taken a knee during the National Anthem, but he knows the words. Donald Trump doesn't.
Oy vey, can't he see?
Didn't get the words right.
What so loudly he yelled?
Can't tell what he was screaming.

His broad gripes, football stars
heard them from the far right
o'erstayed his welcome
and has left us all steaming.

And his mean orange glare
his tweets fouling the air
gave proof through the night:
What a drag, he's still there.

Oy vey, is that hard-mangled
stammer tweet-saved?
Mueller comes, he won't be free!
But he'll still be de...praved!

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Green Lady - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Whadya expect from an ignoramus? He doesn't meet the standards to be President. His loyalists voted for a fool. Clinton won the popular vote. He colluded with Russia. It's that simple.
Republican Regret - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
555! In this case, you're right. I was appalled to see POTUS either not knowing the words or just nodding off. It's disgraceful.
The voices in your otherwise empty skull - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Gotta maintain your delusional leftard narrative somehow, eh, freak?
Lefty - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
^ Read TWO Corinthians, A-hole!!!
Sockpuppet Mocker - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
^ Since when do you sockpuppets READ at all, Leftard?
Remember... - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
4.5 billion people will die from global warming by 2012!
In search of Bigfoot - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Still stuffing magnets down your pants to enhance your aura, MP?
Delusional Leftard Narrative - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Those videos of Hillary Clinton having seizures were FAKE, d*mmit!
Leftard prediction that TOTALLY CAME TRUE! - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Ending net neutrality is going to kill the internet!
Patrick - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I wonder who chose the official photograph of the President that is posted in federal courthouses around the country.
Oprah Winfrey - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
YOUR truth is not OUR truth.
Leftard "Christian" - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Matthew, Mark, Duke, and Tom would have opposed Trump's tax cuts.
Concerned about tomorrow - January 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Mike is right; after all, if Hillary was POTUS right now, everything would be great. That Russian collusion led to the election of the worst President in our history. The Rightards have gotten us nowhere. They hate the LGBTQ community, women's rights, freedom to protest injustice, and obsess over gun proliferation, oil, money. Thank God this is a 1/2 term President!
Earl Gamble - January 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Barack Obama was the best Prez ever and as the Rev Al Sharpton said, "we must follow the teachings of Martin Luther King Jr." and show this racist white Klan guy that Black Lives Matter.
Agrimorfee - January 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Just thibk, Mike, if you hadn't mentioned Youknowwho in your intro, this probably wouldnt have gotten unobombed as much. But, then again, who cares? Nice job.
Trump Card - January 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Mike is delusional as always; after all, Hitlery Rothag Clit-tongue belongs in prison for her utter incompetence alone, never mind her COLLUSION WITH THE RUSSIANS through Fusion GPS that she keeps projecting onto her enemies. The Leftards with their evil usurper illegally occupying the White House for eight years steered this country into the ditch. They hate decent heterosexual white men, religious freedom, and all other patriots for opposition to their treasonous racist sexist Lawless Goose-stepping Bigoted Terrorist Quack hate groups. Let's be grateful to the REAL God that the Clinton and Hussein crime families and their anti-American worshipers are soon to be imprisoned and possibly executed for their treasonous attempts to destroy America on behalf of their Islamo-fascist pervert pals.
Earnest Surething - January 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Hussein the Usurper was the worst, most racist bigot we've ever had illegally occupy an American office since Jeff Davis, and as Martin Luther (whom that mass-murdering racist bigot Al Sharpton absolutely loathes with a passion) said, people are to be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin. Come the Day of Judgement, even the KKK will fare better than Hussein and Sharpton, for the KKK's second incarnation in the West, for all its wrongheaded trade-unionism, actually had BLACK members and was substantially less racist, sexist, and Marxist than the goose-steppers of BLM, the NBP, and the other hate groups of the black supremacists.

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