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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Jolie"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Dolly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Jolie"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Inspired by John Barry's "Adieu, Dali" and Spaff's "Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely Daughter." By coincidence, her new boy Brad Pitt and I have the same birthday -- but he's five years older. Ha!
Hello, Jolie!
This is Michael, Jolie!
With that guy, Brad Pitt, that's not where you belong!

Come to me, Jolie!
Come and see, Jolie!
Don't got J-Lo, don't got Z-Jo
love's life's going wrong!

I feel my room's vacant.
You'd get it swayin'.
'Cause my hopes for Jessica Alba did end.

So... Katie Holmes, crusin'.
Halle Berry, my hopes bruisin'.
Jolie, can you trade off guys again?

(trumpet bridge)

It's not sooner, it's later
for ya, Tomb Raider.
So before you go to do more good for U.N...

Hey, Angelina
come and make my grass greener.
Jolie, though you'll go away
take some other guy astray
Jolie, I'll never pine away again!

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alvin rhodes - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
jolie good parody...5s
Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I can just hear Louis beltin' it out now. I'm sure he'd be a Jolie fan. 5s
Michael Pacholek - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
One night with her, Rick, and he'd really be singin', "What a wonderful world... Oh yeahhhh!"
Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
5 for the shout-out. 5 for the subject matter. And 5 for the parody itself. "Jolie, can you trade off guys again?" - heh heh.
For further study: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/tonibasil6.shtml
Stuart McArthur - May 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, Spaff, for YOUR shout-out with that parody link! - and great idea and execution MP - maybe there should be an AJ-shrine thread for AJ parodies (and other cathartic musings) - 555

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