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Song Parodies -> "Boris the Drinker"
Original Song Title:
"Boris the Spider"
Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"Boris the Drinker"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Boris Yeltsin died on April 23. 1931-2007. I hope they don't cremate him, because all that alcohol could keep the fire burning for years.
(instrumental opening)
Look, on barstool he has sat.
Pink and white-haired, very fat.
Room is spinning 'round his head.
He's a democrat, ex-Red.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Now he's dropped on to the floor.
He's been there since ninety-four.
Met Bill Clinton 'bout halfway.
Only was half-drunk that day.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
He's shaped kind of like a ball.
Doesn't seem to move at all.
Now he jumps onto the stage.
Does this dance, he should be caged.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
He brought tyranny to end.
Communism will not mend.
He laid Russia's power down.
Putin runs them into ground.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Look, on barstool he has sat.
Pink and white-haired, very fat.
Room is spinning 'round his head.
He's a democrat, ex-Red.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Now he's dropped on to the floor.
He's been there since ninety-four.
Met Bill Clinton 'bout halfway.
Only was half-drunk that day.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
He's shaped kind of like a ball.
Doesn't seem to move at all.
Now he jumps onto the stage.
Does this dance, he should be caged.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey, vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
Whiskey-whiskey-vodka-vodka!
He brought tyranny to end.
Communism will not mend.
He laid Russia's power down.
Putin runs them into ground.
Boris the drinker!
Boris the drinker!
Mark Russell, the Allen Sherman of American politics: "Boris Yeltsin met Bill Clinton halfway on an arms-control agreement. You know why Yeltsin met Clinton halfway? Because he was only half-drunk!"
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Funny stuff... here's 555 wee drams for ye!
love the OS...nice fit here
Why does someone keep voting on Michael's parodies?
Great work there, sad he's gone and the fact the 1 voter just struck again.
Jason, I suspect that it's some right-wing nut who hates me and everything I stand for. Somebody like Lurker, or Linda Terhune, or one of the flakes who thinks that one Virginia Tech student with a gun would have stopped the massacre last week. Either that, or it's my evil twin Bernard.
Da! Russians have to be all drunk to meet Clinton whole way. Americans, too.
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