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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch Me!"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

If you were wondering when I was going to jump in on this TSA scandal... now. The irony is, while he would have opposed it in concept, in practice, Doors lead singer Jim Morrison might've liked it, depending on who was doing the touching.
(instrumental opening)

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Don't touch me, babe!
Can't you see?
No weapons are displayed!
What was that groping that you made?
Why won't tell me what you'd do?
What was that groping that you made?

Now I'm
not gonna hurt ya
in the heavens or the ground.
I'm
not gonna hurt ya.
Won't make the plane
fall from
the sky
for you and I!

(instrumental break)

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Don't touch me, babe!
Can't you see?
No weapons are displayed!
What was that groping that you made?
Why won't tell me what you'd do?
What was that groping that you made?

Now I'm
not gonna hurt ya
in the heavens or the ground.
I'm
not gonna hurt ya.
Won't make the plane
fall from
the sky
for you and I!

I'm
not gonna hurt ya
in the heavens or the ground.
I'm
not gonna hurt ya.
Won't make the plane
fall from
the sky...

for you and I!

(instrumental close)

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Patrick - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Jim Morrison was accused of exposing himself in public, was he not? Back in those days you could get arrested for that. Today it's mandatory. Just wait until some Jihadi figures out you can make a garrote from a shoelace. Unopposed, a strong-arm assailant can inflict a lot of damage. Just heard that some protester was going to wear a kilt to the airport. I guess some TSA goon is going to find out the answer to one ancient mystery.
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
But will he got off Scot-free, Patrick? Now you know why Scotty was so good with the transporter: It beats the haggis out of an airplane! In fact, I can see it now... The examiner says, "I can't believe they put me on this job. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit x-raying packages!"
Mark Scotti - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Bend over and say 'fly!!!", for flight 555...LOL
NorCALvotress - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Please . . . don't SCAN me, Bro ! ! . . . Lord Pacholek, have a warm & wonderful ThanksGiving, Sir !
2Eagle - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Disgusting - but not this parody.
John Barry - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
TSA: TitS and Ass.

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