It was a hot summer night and my finger's burning
'cause I touched the oven with my hand.
When she listens to my words, my Mom's stomach is turning.
She hears the cursing words, language that she cannot stand.

Now she's soaping my lips and the Ivory's bubbling
and I really didn't want such a taste.
And I beg her to stop, now I'm really groveling
"Please, Mommy, stop it soon
not another word will I waste!"

You told me so often that's not how I should speak
but my words are flying high above the ground.
You think I'm a geek, but no matter what I do
I always try to make a cool sound.

But then you soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while you were scolding me!
You soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And I swear it's true, I was just about to say, "Oh, f--- you!"
(F--- you!)

But then you soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while you were scolding me!
You soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And I swear it's true, I was just about to say, "Oh, f--- you!"
(F--- you!)

Now the dirtiest words are like a building crescendo
and I guess that I just can't seem to quit.
Oooh, we're finally alone and we can say what we want to.
The night is young, and ain't no one gonna know that
no one gonna know that
you and I been talkin' some s---!

They were leaving my lips and my friends were hearing
lots o' imprecations laying some waste.
But then Mom came in the room and heard the whole damn thing.
Now she's spanking my moon
and you know I hurt like hell below
I hurt like hell below
I hurt like hell below the waist.

And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while she was scolding me!
She soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And I swear it's true, I was just about to say, "Oh, f--- you!"
(F--- you!)

And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while she was scolding me!
She soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And I swear it's true, I was just about to say, "Oh, f--- you!"
(F--- you!)

And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!

And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while she was scolding me!
And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while she was scolding me!
And then she soaped the words right out of my mouth!
Aw, it must have been while she was scolding me!
(repeat 'til fade)