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Song Parodies -> "Ditch My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ditch My Car"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

President Obama has begun using a line that, as far as I know, was first used by House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, Democrat of Maryland: "The Republicans drove our economy into a ditch. That failure is a fact." (No, I don't know what kind of a name "Steny" is. But I like him.) The President has adapted it to, "Now, the people who drove our economy into the ditch want you to give them back the keys." In the immortal words of Golden Brooks (Maya from "Girlfriends")... Oh, HELL, no!
(guitar opening)

Asked that girl where she wanted to go.
And she said, "Baby, don't you know?
I wanna be famous, like on 'Jersey Shore.'
So watch me do a four-on-the-floor!

Baby, I can ditch our car!
Yes, I'm gonna go too far!
Baby, I can ditch our car!
And, baby, I fooled you!"

I told that girl that our prospects were good
and told her, "Babe, you ain't understood.
Working for peanuts is simply not fine."
And she said, "Then I'll wipe your job out this time!

Baby, I can ditch our car!
Yes, I'm gonna go too far!
Baby, I can ditch our car!
And, baby, I fooled you!"

Beep-beep, beep-beep...
CRASH!

(instrumental break)

"Baby, I can ditch our car!
Yes, I'm gonna go too far!
Baby, I can ditch our car!
And, baby, I fooled you!"

I told that girl we had to start right away.
Then she said, "Listen, babe, I got something to say.
You got the car, and it's breaking my heart.
But I'm a Mama Grizzly, and that's a start!

Baby, I can ditch our car!
Yes, I'm gonna go too far!
Baby, I can ditch our car!
And, baby, I fooled you!"

Beep-beep, beep-beep...
CRASH!

Beep-beep, beep-beep...
CRASH!

Beep-beep, beep-beep...
CRASH!
(fade out, like the economy would if we "gave them back the keys")
The only keys they should ever have is Alan Keyes.

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W00T! - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Hear that Hoovering noise? That's the sound of your desperate excuses for the Traitorcrat leftaliban and their illegitimate White House occupier failing to persuade anyone, Pa-suck-a-lot! We're giving the keys back to... well, some of the Republicans (the ones we didn't bounce in favor of the Tea Partiers, that is.) Better pray for ZeroCare to be repealed, since otherwise the people you libeled at every opportunity will be the ones running those death panels that decide whether a worthless parasite such as yourself gets anything other than a suicide pill when you finally catch AIDS from all that risky behavior in which you've doubtless been engaging.
Old Man Ribber - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I never shoot the messenger and burn the message if I don't agree...especially when the message is skillful and funny. To borrow Obama's other automotive metaphor: If "D" means forward and "R" means reverse then pray that whoever is driving doesn't choose "N"...for Neither or Nobody, . ;D
Alan Keyes - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I'd vote for Alan Keyes even before "None of the Above". I wish the Republicans were ideologically consistent enough to nominate him. Other candidates will not debate him because he would use them to mop the floor. A powerful speaker.
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Hoovering noise? As in Herbert Hoover, conservative Republican who worshipped at the altar of the market, tax cuts and no regluations? We just had that again, and that's why America trusted Barack Obama. Pray for ObamaCare to be repealed? I've been praying for universal coverage for decades, so ObamaCare doesn't go nearly far enough. Worthless parasite? He left the White House on January 20, 2009. You got too much caffeine in your tea. Compared to that stuff, Kool-Aid is healthy. Probably has less sugar in it, too.
Patrick - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
What Alan said.
UnKnownVotress - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord Pacholek, I hope it was ~ MADE in the USA ~ , Sir !
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
The parody, Votress, was made in the U.S.A. I cannot, however, be sure of the nation of origin of the computer on which I wrote it.
Wheres Your Coffee Party Now, LOSER!? - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Wrong on all counts, MP. Hoover was actually the first in a long line of what have come to be known as RINOs today, and much as FDR's minions hated to admit it, the vast majority of their disastrous policies were founded on his meddling in the market, taxation, and over-regulation (his wage controls, especially). The only idiots who still believe in FDR (and Zero, the Undocumented Worker's) failed socialist policies and love the illegal CommieCare power-grab as much as you do are leftists; a.k.a. traitors. You don't make up more than about a fourth of the population, mostly the same 25% who believe in retarded 9/11 conspiracy theories. Everybody else is going to vote your worthless racist Muslim usurper parasite out if he doesn't get impeached first... and we're going to deny worthless imbecilic parasites like you Avastin if you should ever happen to get cancer... among other things. Ha ha ha! Hey Bicholek, if people love think so well of your market-hating tax-raising regulation-worshipping spendthrift god, why is your liberal Dimrat deity's approval rating sinking like a stone!? Why are even your fellow Dimrats running AWAY from their voting record? Huh? HUH!? ANSWER US THAT, KOOL-AID-GUZZLER!!! HA HA HA HA HA (*Snort*) (*Wheeze*) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! YOU LOSE, BICHOLEK!!!
Hey, Droolers! - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh-Blah-Blah promised us his bailouts would bring the jobs back... so WHERE ARE THE JOBS!?!?!?
Designated Driver - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, how I wish I could have been there to see your face the day Chris Christie ousted your beloved Jon Corzine... and how I wish I could be there to see your face the day we oust the rest of the parasites you voted for in the last election. Of course, what I'd really like to see most of all is all you leftists' faces the day we announce that your pension/welfare check/other subsidies are all being cut off and you're being served your eviction notices for payments long overdue.
Plank In Your Eye - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Speaking of atrocious driving, isn't that one of the reasons why the patriotic voters of New Jersey canned Jon Corzine (D)? Why, yes. Yes, it was.
WAYR - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Honestly, what's wrong with you idiots who keep making excuses for nutjobs like MP here? His parodies--like his opinions--are not the least bit witty or intelligent.

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