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Song Parodies -> "Up On Scooter's Leak"

Original Song Title:

"Up On Cripple Creek"

Original Performer:

The Band

Parody Song Title:

"Up On Scooter's Leak"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Since that (expletive deleted) John A. Barry already did "Scooter, Scooter" to "Sugar, Sugar" (Hey, Mike, you snooze, you lose), I gotta try something else. "The drunkards" are the DWI boys, Georgie and Dick.
When I get into this White House
you know where I'm gonna go?
Straight down the Euphrates River
where Saddam Hussein's oils flow.
That Lake in Louisiana
little levees, there, well, who cares, who?
We're gonna start us a war
which is what all came here to do.

Up on Scooter's leak
we sent 'em.
In a fit of pique
we spent 'em.
Truths we have to speak
well, we bent 'em.
The drunkards' dream
did we ever just make one!

Bad luck, yeah, it stung us
down approval ratings did go.
They think the economy is bad.
We need something better to show.
The odds now in our favor
here in September '01.
Can't nag us about last election.
We got something on which to run.

Up on Scooter's leak
we sent 'em.
In a fit of pique
we spent 'em.
Truths we have to speak
well, we bent 'em.
The drunkards' dream
did we ever just make one!

We picked up seats, yeah, we're winning
and we hatched plots from the staff.
We're gonna go into Iraq
just for a laugh.
Now if there's one thing in this whole wide world
I sure do love to see
it's when the press accepts as truth
every lie that comes from me.

Up on Scooter's leak
we sent 'em.
In a fit of pique
we spent 'em.
Truths we have to speak
well, we bent 'em.
The drunkards' dream
did we ever just make one!

Me and Dick punished Valerie and Joe.
We put John Kerry in a box.
But now a prosecutor guy
he says he'll make me talk.
Now that just gave my heart a fall
made Katrina seem like a treat.
But I swore and under oath I poured
some words that have me beat.

Up on Scooter's leak
we sent 'em.
In a fit of pique
we spent 'em.
Truths we have to speak
well, we bent 'em.
The drunkards' dream
did we ever just make one!

Yo-doh-da-loh-hoo!
Yo-doh-da-loh-wee-hoo!

There's a flood out in Louisiana
and the Iraq war still seems cold
and I'm headed out to Leavenworth, Kansas
that is what I'm told.
So I guess I'll call up my big lawyer
tell him he had best roll in.
'Cause you know, deep down, I'm kinda tempted
to go blame Bill Clinton again!

I'm goin'!
Up on Scooter's leak
we sent 'em.
In a fit of pique
we spent 'em.
Truths we have to speak
well, we bent 'em.
The drunkards' dream
did we ever just make one!

Yo-doh-da-loh-hoo!
Yo-doh-da-loh-wee-hoo!
Yo-doh-da-loh-hoo!
Yo-doh-da-loh-wee-hoo!

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alvin rhodes - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant...and funny too...5s
John Barry - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
"Scooter, Scooter" was easy. This took some work, and fine fives work it is.
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, John, that's high praise coming from a demented genius such as yourself. As Peter Cetera would say, you're the inspiration. And it looks like "Proud American" commented under the name "Immoral Liberal" by mistake. He (she? it?) probably feels like crap for that, among other reasons, but I'll pour a little salt into the wound and say, "Rove isn't out of the woods yet." And that's the truth. Something your boy Georgie and the Drunky's Flunkies might want to try sometime.
Ravyn Rant - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Great one, Michael! Loved "...deep down, I'm kinda tempted to go blame Bill Clinton again", but that was one of many good lines. 5s!
AFW - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Fitting, farewell scooter song...working on one, also...good one here...fives
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Go get 'em, AFW, when it comes to "George W. Bash" songs, the more, the merrier.
Keloh Cap Leah Cim - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Go suck on it, AFW, when it comes to "George W. Bash" songs, the more, the more moronic.
Wahahahahahaha! - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Whiny widdle wefty, won't whip Wove! Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!

Where's Wather, widdle whiner?
Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoever you are, you're getting lamer. I didn't think that was possible.
carol - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael--right on. This needed to be said. 5's To: Keloh and Wahahahahahah--I've seen some lame and childish posts here, but these take the cake. Go back to your playpens.
laroc - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael--full off. You needed to be mocked. 1's. To: Carol and Barry--I've seen some lame and childish posts here, but you get no cigar. Go back to your playpens.
Keloh Cap Leach Cim - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Whatever you think you are, you're already too lame. I always knew there's no depth you won't sink to.

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