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Song Parodies -> "Stealin' & Shockin'"
Original Song Title:
"Reelin' & Rockin'"
Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Stealin' & Shockin'"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
1957. Come on, we need the category for Fifties songs! Oh yeah, the narrator is OFALWAP. That's "Our Fearless Appointed Leader With a Purpose."
I thought I won, then the Dems, they say I lost.
I thought I won, then the Dems, they say I lost.
Dad says I won, and who cares about the cost.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:21.
I signed a new death warrant, man, that was fun.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:32.
Gotta go tell the press something that ain't true.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:43.
And I couldn't protect the WTC.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:54.
And where did that big budget surplus go?
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:05.
Saddam and Osama, well, they're still alive!
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:26.
Better leak a new story 'bout Clinton's chicks.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:28.
Gotta slime John Kerry 'fore it gets too late.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:29.
I covered Tony Blair's ass, but will he cover mine?
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 2004.
The people said, "We don't want you no more."
But I'll be stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'll be stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn!
I thought I won, then the Dems, they say I lost.
Dad says I won, and who cares about the cost.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:21.
I signed a new death warrant, man, that was fun.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:32.
Gotta go tell the press something that ain't true.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:43.
And I couldn't protect the WTC.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 9:54.
And where did that big budget surplus go?
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:05.
Saddam and Osama, well, they're still alive!
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:26.
Better leak a new story 'bout Clinton's chicks.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:28.
Gotta slime John Kerry 'fore it gets too late.
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:29.
I covered Tony Blair's ass, but will he cover mine?
And I'm stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'm stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn.
Well, I looked at my watch, it was 2004.
The people said, "We don't want you no more."
But I'll be stealin', stealin' and a-shockin'.
I'll be stealin' and a-shockin', awe 'til the break of dawn!
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