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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Make This Saber Light"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through the Night"

Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Make This Saber Light"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A long time ago, on a soundstage far, far away...
Obi-Wan is standing there.
Told of my Dad's dark fall.
Turning Sith is such a sin.
But he didn't tell me all.

On Millennium Falcon's ride
through the deep and dark space night
tried to turn my Dad's sword on.
Help me make this saber light.

I don't know who's right or wrong.
Someone help me understand.
Will I use this thing tomorrow?
Is this Solo guy a friend?

Yesterday is not yet filmed.
And tomorrow's out of sight.
X-wing fighter I have helmed.
Help me make this saber light.

Dad's Darth Vader, that's so wrong!
Said goodbye to my right hand.
Episode VI comes tomorrow.
Empire's coming to an end.

Yoda now, too, dead and gone.
But my Dad turned back to right.
Where he's gone, he's not alone.
They helped me make this saber light.

Sounds like it's from "Twilight Zone."
They helped me make this saber light.
You don't need to give a one to this "Star Wars" parody. It's not the parody you're looking for. You can give a five to my business. Move along.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 28

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   23

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John Barry - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not a big SW fan, but I like this.
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks...i finally understand the movie now
Ann Hammond - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it
Stuart McArthur - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
lol to alvin's comment - I too am Star Wars-unaware but I liked the title sub and the rhythm to the OS - 555
Meriadoc - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I shy from Star Wars, but the title alone is worth fives...

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