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Song Parodies -> "I Love You for Superficial Reasons"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You for Sentimental Reasons"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"I Love You for Superficial Reasons"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I can't believe no one's ever thought of this one before.
I love you for superficial reasons.
I grope at you
believe you me.
I'm feeling up your heart.

Yes, and I love you
and silicone was meant for me.
Please give your lovin'
glands to me
and say I've got your parts.

I think of you every morning.
Dream of you every night.
My darling, you make me horny
because you're in my sight.

I love you for superficial reasons.
I grope at you
believe you me.
So say I've got your parts.
The opinions expressed by the narrator of this song are not necessarily those of the author, who imagines Arwen raising her handbag, ready to lower it very hard.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
one of the truest "love" songs i've ever heard..great concept...5s
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
OK, I've just got finished filling up these 5's with botox so I'm bouncing them over to you now, Michael...
Rick C - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Firm but tender parody....555
Arwen - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Darling...I wouldn't get mad if you only loved me for superficial long as you spent lots of money on me...; ) Nice job...and extra credit for your post script...=)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Schiano - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
How dare you critize me? My play calling isn't dirty!

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