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Song Parodies -> "Tom Brady"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Dooley"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Tom Brady"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Throughout history, there have been many songs written about sports. This next one tells the story of a Mister Foles, a beautiful woman, and a condemned man named Tom Brady. Condemned to be remembered as the man who both blew 19-0, and lost a Super Bowl to the Philadelphia Eagles.
(Everybody)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Kiss your title goodbye!

(Brady)
We met on Ipanema.
Made Gisele my wife.
Took her back to Boston.
Showed her my cool life.

(Everybody)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Hang down your head and cry
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Kiss your title goodbye!

(Brady)
Went down to Phoenix.
What became of me?
Hadn't of been for the Giants
I'd have made new history!

(Everybody)
(Oh, well, now, boy)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
(Hang down your head and cry!)
Hang down your head and cry
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
(Hang down your head and cry!)
Kiss your title goodbye!

(Oh, well, now, boy)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
(Hang down your head and cry!)
Hang down your head and cry
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
(Hang down your head and cry!)
Kiss your title goodbye...

This time tomorrow
reckon I'm still beat.
Nick Foles leads a party
heading down South Broad Street!

Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Hang down your head and cry
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Kiss your title goodbye!

(Oh, well, now, boy)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Hang down your head and cry
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Tom... Brady
Kiss your title goodbye!

Kiss your title goodbye!

Kiss your title goodbye!

Kiss your title good...bye!

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 17

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John Jenkins - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Well said. MP. Of course, football is a team sport, but Brady gets more than his share of credit when the Patriots win, so he should get much of the blame when they lose.
CML - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Sorry, when a player directs his offensive unit to a SB record 613 yards total offense (2nd highest total in NFL playoff history), and his team's defense gives up the 3rd highest total in SB history, I'm not prepared in any way shape or form to assign any blame to Brady whatso -freaking-ever. I am prepared to blame Belichik for letting his defensive players to get a little long in the toofuses, cause they've looked old and slow for two straight SBs ........... The point about Brady getting too much credit is well taken so how 'bout we do this -- we give him zero credit for the victory over the Rams in '01 and the Eagles in '04, and full credit for leading a comeback against Seattle, because that was a monster of a defense -- just ask Peyton Manning
Anonymous - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Brady is a scumbag cheater- period. CML is a douchebag. No excuses. Eagles rule!!!
Patrick - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
I feel sorry for the people in Philadelphia who had their cars turned over by morons celebrating the Super Bowl victory. One of the best-played games in NFL history, only one sack, one punt, one runner tackled for a loss. But a couple of flubbed extra points and a botched field goal--stuff that's usually almost automatic. And Boston was still in contention up to the last play. A game that was even better than the commercials, what more could you ask for from a Super Bowl, except for a Kansas City Chiefs victory, of course.
Y'know... - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
...if this is how Philadelphians celebrate their victories, I'd hate to see what happens when they lose.

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