-> "Snoopy vs. Scooby-Doo"
Original Song Title:
"Epic Rap Battles of History"
Parody Song Title:
"Snoopy vs. Scooby-Doo"
The Lyrics
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Snoopy!
vs....
Scooby-Doo!
Begin!
(Snoopy)
Well, if it isn't Hanna-
Barbera's whelp.
You better call Freddy
and Velma for "Relp!"
I'm gonna beat you
and then do the Snoopy Dance.
You battle me, you don't have
a ghost of a chance!
I'm the King K-9
of American culture
and I'm hangin' over you
like I was a vulture!
I'm a star shortstop
while you strike out
and take off like a shot
at every fake monster's shout!
(Scooby)
You call me a coward?
Let me remind you that
you've always been afraid
of that next-door cat!
I'm out solving crimes
with Shaggy and the gang
while you're chasing Linus' blanket
with your suburban fangs!
You wouldn't last five minutes
in a haunted house.
I've seen better cartoons
from Mickey Mouse!
So, yeah, I get scared
but I can still find a clue
while we all gotta ask,
"What can Brown do for you?"
(Snoopy)
I'm a flying war hero
stopping the Red Baron's attacks
while you only get high
on those wack Scooby Snacks!
I landed on the Moon:
"The Beagle has landed!"
While it reminds you of werewolves
you can't catch red-handed!
It's so easy to see
that you ain't too wise
'cause those goblins and ghosts
are just fraudsters in disguise!
You may be a Dane
but you sure ain't great
so go out clubbing with Scrappy
but you still won't get a date!
(Scooby)
Your imagination runs wild
and it ain't very pretty
like a canine version
of Walter Mitty!
You talk about dates?
You kiss Lucy and she screams
while I rock with some b****es
in the Mystery Machine!
I help solve cases
and it's really nifty
while your baseball team's lost
every game since the Fifties!
You couldn't beat me, dawg.
You should've run and hid.
And I didn't even need "relp"
from those meddling kids!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic....
ZOINKS!
Rap Battles of History!
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