Ground control to Speaker John
Ground control to Speaker John
Take a flying leap
and stop putting us on

Ground control to Speaker John
You tried a shutdown
That was wrong.

Gave us sequester
and God's wrath is with you

This is ground control to Speaker John
Your face, it should be red
But it's orange, and you have no jobs to spare
'cause you're obsessed to repeal Obamacare

This is Speaker John to ground control
Repeal Obamacare
And I govern in a most peculiar way
And the President looks different today

Here am I
sitting on my fat can
on Capitol Hill
Once-red States are blue
and there's nothing I can do

Though I've passed repeal thirty-six times
I must be trying still
And I think my caucus knows which way to go

Tell my wife I love her very much
(Which one?)

Ground control to Speaker John
You've gone brain-dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me Speaker John?
Can you hear me Speaker John?
Can you hear me Speaker John?

Here am I
sitting on my fat can
Dressed for Meet the Press
Once-red States are blue
and there's nothing I can do