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Song Parodies -> "It's Not Available"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not Unusual"

Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"It's Not Available"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

You know how it is when your kid says, "Daddy (or Mommy), I just HAVE to have it?" Well, I don't have any kids yet, but we've all BEEN one of those kids. And then...
(instrumental opening)

It's not available, they don't have a single one.
It's not available, the store's stock is out and done.
But if I tell my kid they don't have a single one
he'll be like usual, I'll see him cry.
He'll wish I'd die.

It's not available, nowhere at the mall today.
It's not available, not even on eBay.
And if I go to garage sales to look for one...

It's not unusual
my wife says, "Hon, take me.
Who knows what we could see?"
I find it happens all the time.
Love for kids, it's true
will make your finance blue.
Why can't, this crazy gift, I find?

(instrumental break)

It's not available, so to black market I go.
It's not available, so I get big cash and dough.
But when the cops say, "Buddy, got bail? If not, let's go!"
It's not available, now I must get bailed out by you!
Whoa-whoa, oh-oh-oh!
Fortunately, Ashley and Rachel (now age 8 months) haven't yet learned how to say, "Uncle Mike, I want... " And when they do, I'll know it means Mommy and Daddy have said, "NO!" Tough luck, girls.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Stan Hall - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Great idea, well used, MP.
Jason - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo Stan's comment.
alvin - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
funny concept.....i can relate...on both ends of it
littleCupCakes - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir Michael, when we citizens get caught, they jail us in a Giuliani minute! But the Politicos just do reHab, on the taxpayers dollar, too!
MasonR - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
As a Dad who has been there, I'd say you nailed this...but alas, the store is all out of hammers. 555
Ann Hammond - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
he he

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