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Song Parodies -> "Mos Eisley"

Original Song Title:

"Surf City"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Mos Eisley"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

"It's all true."
(Two droids for every boy!)

I got a dirty light freighter, the Millennium Falcon.
(Mos Eisley, here we come!)
You know, it's not very cherry, beats the heck out of walkin'.
(Mos Eisley, here we come!)
Well, it’s got a very cranky little hyperdrive
but it still keeps me and Chewie alive!

And now, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, ‘cause it’s two to one.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, have some robot fun.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, ‘cause it’s two to one.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, have some robot fun, now.

(Two droids for every boy!)

They say you’ll never find a more wretched hive full of villains.
(Mos Eisley, here we come!)
It’s run by Jabba the Hutt, his bounty hunters are chillin’.
(Mos Eisley, here we come!)
But there’s two sexy lady droids for every guy.
And all you gotta do is just program high!

And now, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, gonna have some fun.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, ‘cause it’s two to one.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, have some robot fun.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, ‘cause it’s two to one, now.

(Two droids for every boy!)

But if the Empire shoots at us, we’ll join the Rebellion!
(Mos Eisley, here we come!)
I’ll cover Luke in his X-wing, he can blow up those hellions!
(Mos Eisley, here we come!)
And I’ll head back to Mos Eisley, give first shooting a whirl
and check out the cantina for a robot girl!

And now, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, ‘cause it’s two to one.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, have some robot fun.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, ‘cause it’s two to one.
You know, we’re goin’ to Mos Eisley, have some robot fun, now.

(Two droids for every -- )
(Two droids for every boy!)

Oo-woo…
Oo-woo…
Oo-woo…
(repeat ‘til fade)
Laugh it up, fuzzball.

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paul robinson - September 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Hello, MP. Ah, an OS from an era I'm acquainted with. Good job,, 5's.

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