-> "I Got the Cavalier"
Original Song Title:
"I Got the Horse Right Here"
Guys and Dolls Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Got the Cavalier"
Cleveland fan: I got the Cavalier, Mister LeBron is here
and who cares if he's lived just 18 years?
Can do, can do, this kid LeBron James can do!
This kid LeBron James can do, can do, can do!
New Jersey fan: I'll pick the Nets this time, Alonzo Mourning's mine
and yeah, I know he's been sick since '99.
Have chance, have chance, with Kidd you know the Nets have chance.
If he says the Nets have chance, have chance, have chance.
Los Angeles fan: But look at Shaq O'Neal, the only true real deal
and if Kobe gets out of this legal spiel
Big threat, big threat, this guys calls my team big threat.
If he calls the team big threat, big threat, big threat.
Houston fan: But for Yao Ming I'll bite, he will shoot out the light
and he'll hit some shots over Shaq tonight.
Big star, big star, this guy is the new big star.
You know he's the new big star, big star, big star.
Denver fan: Carmelo Anthony, this guy you gotta see
the one who brought Syracuse victory.
Top rook, top rook, this kid's gonna be top rook.
Forget James, Anthony's top rook, top rook, top rook.
San Antonio fan: But look at Tim Duncan, you know he's still the man
you saw the way he's kicked everybody's can
Shows class, shows class.
This guy says Duncan shows class.
If he says Duncan shows class, shows class, shows class.
Everybody: N.J. Nets, Shaq O'Neal, Cavalier....
I got the crown...right...here!
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