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Song Parodies -> "Big Miser Song"

Original Song Title:

"Snow Miser Song/Heat Miser Song"

Original Performer:

Dick Shawn and George S. Irving

Parody Song Title:

"Big Miser Song"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Part 2 of my "Christmas Carol"/Christmas Special series. In the 1974 CBS special "The Year Without a Santa Claus," Mickey Rooney played Santa, Shirley Booth ("Hazel") played Mrs. Claus, Dick Shawn played Snow Miser, George S. Irving played Heat Miser, and Rhoda Mann was Mother Nature.
He's Mister No Christmas!
He's Mister Scrooge!
He's Mister Bah, Humbug!
He's Mister Mistreat-a-Stooge!

"They call me Big Miser!
Whatever I touch
turns to cash in my clutch!
I'm too much!"

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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 4   5
 5   2

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Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I know, I only included half the song. Sorry. No fives here, except maybe five lumps of coal in my stocking.

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