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Song Parodies -> "Seacrest's Agent Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"Seacrest's Agent Man"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
"Joebeastyg78" submitted "Shorty Ryan Seacrest" to "Dirty Little Secrets." Hmmmm... wonder if Seacrest has any dirty little secrets? And who might keep them under wraps?
(guitar opening)
There's a man who needs Bayer or Midol.
He represents host of "American Idol."
With every show he helms
Ryan, he underwhelms.
Odds are, he'll host brand-new show tomorrow.
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
Beware of guys who're subbing for Dick Clark.
Compared to Regis, he's no walk in the park.
Aw, be careful what you say.
People might think you're gay.
I'll say you date Teri Hatcher tomorrow.
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
(guitar break)
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
College, Ryan was a Georgia Bulldog.
But these days, Randy Jackson says, "You're dull, dog!"
Aw, no, Simon let loose a rip
of singer that he's snipped.
Odds are, Ryan hosts new show tomorrow!
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
Seacrest's agent man!
There's a man who needs Bayer or Midol.
He represents host of "American Idol."
With every show he helms
Ryan, he underwhelms.
Odds are, he'll host brand-new show tomorrow.
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
Beware of guys who're subbing for Dick Clark.
Compared to Regis, he's no walk in the park.
Aw, be careful what you say.
People might think you're gay.
I'll say you date Teri Hatcher tomorrow.
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
(guitar break)
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
College, Ryan was a Georgia Bulldog.
But these days, Randy Jackson says, "You're dull, dog!"
Aw, no, Simon let loose a rip
of singer that he's snipped.
Odds are, Ryan hosts new show tomorrow!
Seacrest's agent man!
Seacrest's agent man!
He takes those Nielsen numbers
and wonders, why this fame?
Seacrest's agent man!
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...and while we're on the subject, how does tony danza keep getting new shows ?
Clever title and great job of spoofing
Interesting and light-hearted
Really good one, so true
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