There's an old world somewhere
they're calling Middle Earth.
And I'll be there someday
to revel in your mirth.
I will bring the Force of Jedi
to match those tricks you do
but you know I'll never put a spell on you.

There is always someone
for each of us, they say.
And those other chicks I've honored
with songs don't come my way.
I could search the whole world over
until some sense gets through
but you know I'll never put a spell on you.

It's a long, long journey
but I'll take that ride.
When I walk through the storm
I will feel fried, will feel fried!

If they gave me a fortune
you might just spend it all.
I could research Jedi mind-tricks
and next to you, stand tall.
But if I abuse your love, dear
I'd dodge each thing you threw.
So I know I'll never put a spell on you.

(instrumental break)

But if I abuse your love, dear
'twould be my Waterloo.
So you know I'll never put a spell on you.
A spell on you.
A spell on you!