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Song Parodies -> "Shotgun (Dick Cheney Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Shotgun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Junior Walker & the All-Stars

Parody Song Title:

"Shotgun (Dick Cheney Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

You knew this was coming!
(saxophone intro)

I say
Shotgun!
Shootin', Dick's done, now!
He's a jerk, baby!
He's a jerk, now!
Hey!

Put on orange suit!
And then you go down ranch now!
I said buy yourself a shotgun now!
Dick's gonna break you down, baby, now!
He's gonna load it up, baby, now!
And then he'll shoot you when you run, now!

I say
Shotgun!
Shootin', Dick's done, now!
He's a jerk, baby!
He's a jerk, now!
Hey!

(saxophone break)

I say
Shotgun!
Shootin', Dick's done, now!
He's a jerk, baby!
He's a jerk, now!
Hey!

Put on your combat boots!
I say he's goin' back to his right-wing freako roots!
He's gonna... hunt some quail birds!
But works for... George the failure!

I say
Shotgun!
Shootin', Dick's done, now!
He's a jerk, baby!
He's a jerk, now!
Hey!

I say it's Lyin' Time!
I say it's Lyin' Time!
I say it's Lyin' Time!
Hey!

(saxophone fadeout)

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alvin rhodes - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
direct hit
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS and I'm not fully up to date on the story's finer details so far... but right now on the "latest news" page on a Swedish site I have open in another window it says that Cheney, though having a permit for the shoutgun, had not payed the seven dollar special permit for hunting birds (but will get off with a warning). Hence I'm thinking that for tomorrow all songs with the words "seven" and "heaven" in the title (primarily) will be fair game (so to say). Not gonna do it myself because no know on the earlier finer details but just from the top of my head I'm thinking of songs from Bryan Adams, Belinda Carlyle, Def Leppard, M People and Kiss.
AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I give this the stamp of approval that Dick forgot to get for his license.555
PMS - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
555 gun salute to you! Notice I said "to" not "at".
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, especially you, P. I certainly don't want someone calling themselves "PMS" to send anything AT me. K1: No Led Zep? True story: I once won a T-shirt in a radio station's promotion for correctly answering the following question: "What do Neil Sedaka and Led Zeppelin have in common?" The answer: "They both had songs titled 'Stairway to Heaven.'" Sedaka's is pretty lame, though, and it makes me wonder.
Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Yet another one, and it's funny. 555's
Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Cheney shot someone? Quick, call the MP! Oh, wait, he's already here.

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