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Song Parodies -> "Mister Jackman"

Original Song Title:

"Frere Jacques"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mister Jackman"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is more of a parody of Allen Sherman's parody: "Sarah Jackman, Sarah Jackman, how's by you? How's by you?" Pronounced so that it rhymes with the next line: "Jerry Bachman, Jerry Bachman, so what's new? So what's new?"
Mister Jackman, Mister Jackman,
first name Hugh, first name Hugh.
Saw you in "Van Helsing." Vampires you're belting.
Good for you. Good for you.

Mister Jackman, Mister Jackman,
first name Hugh, first name Hugh.
"Boy From Oz" you're playing. Lots o' show tunes, gay sing.
That's not you. That's not you.

Mister Jackman, Mister Jackman,
saw "X-2," saw "X-2."
You're still Wolverining, lots o' clocks you're cleaning.
Good for you. Good for you.

Mister Jackman, Mister Jackman,
so what's new? So what's new?
Rumors have been revvin', next Double-O-Seven.
Is that you? Is that you?
For the record, Pierce Brosnan is under contract for the film tentatively titled "Bond 21," to be released sometime in 2005, and, as far as I know, filming hasn't yet begun. If "Bond 22" isn't released until 2007, Hugh Jackman would be 39 -- still younger than Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton or Brosnan were when they took on the role.

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Arwen - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Michael...555. Hugh is a sexy beast, and I would love it if he played the next Bond...but my inside sources say that he's not sure he'd be interested...=( Oh well...nice parody anyway...
Agrimorfee - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! 555
Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
555 . . . but is Hugh Jackman a Hairy Beast, or a Cosmic Muffin?
Michael Pacholek - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all, but, Johnny, I'm not qualified to say. Perhaps you could ask...

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