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Song Parodies -> "Winter Olympics"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Darlene Love

Parody Song Title:

"Winter Olympics"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

NBC, are you listenin'?
There's a great show you're missin'.
You don't do it right, it's "plausibly live."
Messin' up the Winter Olympics.

Watch the luge, but your coverage
should be huge, but no courage.
A big lousy job doing sleds of bob.
Messin' up the Winter Olympics.

In the meadow we can build a snowman
and pretend that he is Jim McKay.
He'll say, "Did they get it right?" Oh, no, man!
But you know you aced it back in the day!

Later on, we'll conspire
how to get directors fired.
There's no miracles, just coverage that's dull.
Messin' up the Winter Olympics.

(instrumental break)

In the middle of cross-country skiing
your broadcasters, they're a bunch of clowns.
From this TV monster we'll be fleeing
until the end of contracts comes around!

For two weeks, out in Turin
your screwups, there's no curin'.
Up there in the Alps, we're wanting your scalps.
Messin' up the Winter Olympics.
Whoa, whoa whoa!
Messin' up the Winter Olympics.
Whoa, whoa whoa!
Messin' up the Winter Olympics.
Whoa, whoa whoa!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
It would be nice to see the sporting events and not puffy profiles.
Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Why would NBC profile Puffy? I know he runs in the New York City Marathon, but when did he try out for the Winter Olympics? Oh, come on, John, did you really think I wouldn't pounce on that nice, juicy, belt-high fastball?
AFW - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't caught much Olympic action on tv, yet...but, I guess that's your point...good work..5's
2Eagle - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I could write more than a parody on that subject - the sob stories, the fragmented coverage of the figure skating - don't get me started.

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