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Song Parodies -> "Arwen Makes Me Swoon"

Original Song Title:

"Darling Be Home Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Arwen Makes Me Swoon"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Just because it's over between me and Mrs. Douglas (see "Smoke and Now Mike Cries") doesn't mean I'm over it. But if anybody could get me over it... and it never hurts to pander to the lady's massive ego...
Come
and talk about the games she likes to play
here
and love her for her pouty little ways
while we have a few moments to write
and I know that she'll like this song tonight.

'Cause Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.

And now
a hopeless part of life has gone and passed.
I've given up on Zeta-Jones at last
and since Angelina and J-Lo refused
and Miss Alba said, "Yeah, right, I won't take you"...

Well, Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.

(instrumental break)

Yes, Arwen...
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.

So...
I beat my crazy head against those lies.
Tried
and now I see right in front of my eyes.
How could I be such a goon?

'Cause Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.
Then again, she could be offended about me trying to make her my Whimper-Back Girl... I never learn, do I?

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Matthias - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, I agree Arwen's a very swoony girl
alvin rhodes - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nice tribute
Arwen - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Awww. You know, when a pretty elf gets so busy with life that she loses touch with her favorite website for a month or so...nothing makes her want to make more time than checking in to find something like this...=) I love it, Michael...thanks! You made my day! Even if, apparently, I've been playing 5th fiddle all this time...; )
Wtf? - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Triple one voting needs to stop. Why did some little basterd have to vote all ones on a perfectly paced parody and sabotage the ratings like that??!

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