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Song Parodies -> "Parody Writer"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Parody Writer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Answer to Michael Florio's "What Can I Write About?"
Parody writer! (Writer! Writer!)

Please, sir or madam, will you read my song?
It took an hour to write, unlike a William Tong!
It's based on a ditty by a man named Paul
and I need all fives, and I wanna be a parody writer!
Parody writer!

It's a Merry story 'bout a silly man
and his girlfriend Pippin doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily News
it's a steady job, but he's also now a parody writer.
Parody writer!

Parody writer! (Writer! Writer!)

It runs seven verses, you can read it through.
I'll be writing more stuff tomorrow, too.
I can make it longer if it makes you smile.
I can change it 'round, and I wanna be a parody writer.
Parody writer!

If you really like it, you can give it fives.
It's the best parody you've seen in your life!
If you criticize it, you're a dirty dog!
'Cause I need approval in my bid to be a parody writer!
Parody writer!

Parody writer! (Writer! Writer!)

Parody writer! (Parody writer!)
(repeat 'til fade)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   8

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Diva - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I think your good parody writer, as always we all have our good days, and bad. This expresses my feelings exactly. I think you did a good job!
Meriadoc - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, it's not the 'best parody I've seen in my life" but it is very good and I gave you 5's.
Claude Prez - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Mike. A little similar to Bob Gomez' "Amiright Writer", though.
Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
All such similiarities are strictly unintentional, Bob.
Teensabre - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I cannot often say that I love a parody, but *breathes in* I love this one. 555, all the way.
Christie Marie M - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
This is one parody that deserves unanimous 5's!! This is an excellent parody. Fluently paced. I even love the title and those lyrics! Parodies are my favorite hobby. So far I sent in 8 of mine on this site.

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