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Song Parodies -> "Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part III: Toronto Maple Leafs"
Original Song Title:
"Hava Nagila"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part III: Toronto Maple Leafs"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Anyone in the mood for a little hockey?
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Man, your Cups are old.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
And your Cups have mold.
Nineteen-six-ty-sev-en.
No Stanley Cups since then.
Not even Cup Final.
Wow, your team is dull.
Once those guys won out there.
Now, all on Medicare.
Leafs never do the job.
Each one is a slob.
Mon... tre... al... Ca... nadiens have won 10 Stanleys
since you guys last won so manly.
Five times by Edmonton Oilers.
Calgary has been a spoiler.
It's all right! You've got highlights!
Too bad they're all in... black-and-white!
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Man, your Cups are old.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
Your Cups have cobwebs.
And your Cups have mold.
Nineteen-six-ty-sev-en.
No Stanley Cups since then.
Not even Cup Final.
Wow, your team is dull.
Once those guys won out there.
Now, all on Medicare.
Leafs never do the job.
Each one is a slob.
Mon... tre... al... Ca... nadiens have won 10 Stanleys
since you guys last won so manly.
Five times by Edmonton Oilers.
Calgary has been a spoiler.
It's all right! You've got highlights!
Too bad they're all in... black-and-white!
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Now this was classic! Now do one on your Rangers.
You should make another parody about Sean Avery, he just got suspended and deservingly so
Andrew Lacroix? Didn't you play in the WHA, for the Phoenix Roadrunners or something? Get something straight, you hockey puck: I hate the (expletive deleted) Rangers! Which brings me (sort of) to the subject of... Max: I can't do one about Avery. Every time I try, I end up throwing up.
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