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Song Parodies -> "Punxsatawnian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Punxsatawnian Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
This will get on the board a day late, but February 3 is the day to celebrate in the movie. Of course, it's also "The Day the Music Died," but don't hold that against this parody.
Is this the real life?
Lived it repeatedly.
Caught in a time loop.
No escape from inanity.
Sonny and Cher
their song is still there, I see.
I'm just Phil Connors.
here in Punxsatawney.
(And new day never comes.
This won't go.
Groundhog guys
get him low.)
Any way the wind blows
gotta be forecast today by me.
To me.
Wanna just kill myself
put a gun against my head
pull the trigger, I'll be dead.
Won't let this day be begun.
And here I go, I'll throw it all away.
Oh no, oo-woo-woo-woo...
Didn't think I wouldn't die.
And today will be back again tomorrow.
Carried over again.
And it doesn't really matter.
Oy vey, the time has come.
I shiver in this clime.
Do the same things every time.
Goodbye, everybody.
I've got to go.
Gonna take your weather rat into the pit.
Oh no, oo-woo-woo-woo...
(We're young and we don't know.)
I can't seem to die.
And I wish I'd never been born at all.
(guitar break)
I see way to help an aging homeless man.
(No you don't! No you don't! It was just that man's time to go!
Do you hear piano? Where did Phil learn to play good?)
(Punxsatawney!)
Pennsylvania!
(Punxsatawney!)
Pennsylvania!
(Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania, polka, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I'm just Phil Connors, nobody loves me.
(He's just Phil Connors, stuck in Punxsatawney!
Spare him a life caught in time loop misery!)
Andie MacDowell, whoa!
Will she be my girl?
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be your girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Never, never be his girl!)
(Be his girl! Never be his girl, ohhhh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!)
Oh, Punxsatawney, Punxsatawney!
(Punxsatawney, let him go!
This Groundhog Day must give way to February three!
The three!
The threeeeeeee!)
(Murray, Punxsatawnians and Phil the Groundhog bang their heads)
So you think you can stick me with time loop attack?
Groundhog reminds me of that rat from "Caddyshack"!
Ohhhh, Rita, gotta get with you Rita!
Then I can get out, then I can get right out of here!
(musical break)
Oo-woo, ooh yeah, ooh yeah...
Nothing really matters.
Second endlessly.
Nothing really matters...
except today is February three.
Hope there ain't no sequel...
(GONG)
Lived it repeatedly.
Caught in a time loop.
No escape from inanity.
Sonny and Cher
their song is still there, I see.
I'm just Phil Connors.
here in Punxsatawney.
(And new day never comes.
This won't go.
Groundhog guys
get him low.)
Any way the wind blows
gotta be forecast today by me.
To me.
Wanna just kill myself
put a gun against my head
pull the trigger, I'll be dead.
Won't let this day be begun.
And here I go, I'll throw it all away.
Oh no, oo-woo-woo-woo...
Didn't think I wouldn't die.
And today will be back again tomorrow.
Carried over again.
And it doesn't really matter.
Oy vey, the time has come.
I shiver in this clime.
Do the same things every time.
Goodbye, everybody.
I've got to go.
Gonna take your weather rat into the pit.
Oh no, oo-woo-woo-woo...
(We're young and we don't know.)
I can't seem to die.
And I wish I'd never been born at all.
(guitar break)
I see way to help an aging homeless man.
(No you don't! No you don't! It was just that man's time to go!
Do you hear piano? Where did Phil learn to play good?)
(Punxsatawney!)
Pennsylvania!
(Punxsatawney!)
Pennsylvania!
(Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania, polka, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I'm just Phil Connors, nobody loves me.
(He's just Phil Connors, stuck in Punxsatawney!
Spare him a life caught in time loop misery!)
Andie MacDowell, whoa!
Will she be my girl?
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be your girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Got you babe!)
(No, she will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Will not be his girl!)
(Be his girl!)
(Never, never be his girl!)
(Be his girl! Never be his girl, ohhhh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!)
Oh, Punxsatawney, Punxsatawney!
(Punxsatawney, let him go!
This Groundhog Day must give way to February three!
The three!
The threeeeeeee!)
(Murray, Punxsatawnians and Phil the Groundhog bang their heads)
So you think you can stick me with time loop attack?
Groundhog reminds me of that rat from "Caddyshack"!
Ohhhh, Rita, gotta get with you Rita!
Then I can get out, then I can get right out of here!
(musical break)
Oo-woo, ooh yeah, ooh yeah...
Nothing really matters.
Second endlessly.
Nothing really matters...
except today is February three.
Hope there ain't no sequel...
(GONG)
Yeah, I ripped off my "Die Hard" parody "John McClane" at the end there, but it's just as appropriate in this case.
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Hey Mike, that was pretty good! Do we get six more weeks of parodies from you before the equinox? 5's
My wife loves this movie. This was a pretty good idea and well done! Hope there IS a sequel!!!
Love the movie, love the parody even more. Great!
Congrats on another worthy BR parody from Michaelopedia. Many great phrase subs. And I liked how you gonged us (or yourself?) at the end.
Great job, Micheal
despite the fact that i've had it up to here with BR parodies, i gave you 5's, just cause i liked the movie
One of my favorite movies, well done.
Yeeeeeeeh! Finally someone said 'Punxsutawney'!
Total number of Bo Rap parodies posted on Amiright so far = 85 and counting...... one of my all-time favorites is still "The Prince Of Weasels" by bubblegum_superstar!
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