Throw strike three!
(Good pitchin'!)
(Good pitchin'!)
(Good pitchin'!)
(Good pitchin'!)

I was feelin'
so bad.
I asked the Yankee bullpen just what they had.

I said, "Proctor!"
(Proctor!)
It's you I hate!
(Proctor!)
Can you tell me
why you can't find the plate?
(Can't find the plate!)

He said, "Ball one, two, three four!"
(Ball, one, two, three, four!)

This ain't greed!
All I... really need...

(Is good pitchin'!)
So, come on, give me good pitchin'!
(Good pitchin'!)
All I need is pitchin'!
(Good pitchin'!)
Get good pitchin', baby!
(Good pitchin'!)

So, pitchers, please!
This game is tight!
(Game is tight!)
Don't you want your teammates to feel all right?
(Feel all right!)

I said, "Farnsworth!"
(Farnsworth!)
It's for sure!
(It's for sure!)
You've got no control
and I must endure!
(I must endure!)

He said, "Ball one, two, three four!"
(Ball, one, two, three, four!)

This ain't greed!
All I... really need...

(Is good pitchin'!)
So, come on, give me good pitchin'!
(Good pitchin'!)
All I need is pitchin'!
(Good pitchin'!)
Get good pitchin', baby!
(Good pitchin'!)

Oy!

(instrumental break)

(Good pitchin'!)
(Good pitchin'!)
(Good pitchin'!)
All I need is pitchin'!
(Good pitchin'!)
All I want is pitchin'!
(Good pitchin'!)
Pitchin' good in eighth inning!
(Good pitchin'!)
'Til Mariano in the ninth!)
(Good pitchin'!)
Pitch!
(Good pitchin'!)
Get the ball over the plate!

(instrumental close)