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Song Parodies -> "Rummy's Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Rummy's Dummy"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Since I was the first to use that pairing, on "The Little Dumber Boy" (Rum says to Dumb), I don't think William Tong will mind if I pick up where he left off with "Prison Bullies."
Oh, no! Gross!
A one, two, yikes, sicko!

Hey! Rummy's Dummy!
Watch it, now, watch it!
John Kerry, here he comes!

Donald told Georgie
forget the pics you saw!
Just squint those two big eyes
and keep that strong, firm jaw!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Right!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!

Georgie told Donald
did Cheney take the chance?
I'm going to heaven
despite my burning pants!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Watch it, now, watch it, now, here he comes!

(Scream! And one mean saxophone solo!)

Donald told Georgie
it's the thing to do:
If you say I'm fired
Kerry wins, not you!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Rummy's Dummy!
Watch it, now, watch it, now, here comes!

He'll get it! He'll get it! November second!
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alvin rhodes - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked it....5s
MrMacphisto - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
martha - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fabulous stuff...LOL also!!
Jay W - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very funny. "Burning pants"--well said.
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Another example of the Pacholek knowledge-based frustration coping with reality. And you probably wrote this in five minutes. Nice job.

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