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Song Parodies -> "Are You Loathsome Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Loathsome Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No thank you very much! William Shakespeare said, "All the world's a stage, and the people merely players." Oscar Wilde said, "All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast."
Are you loathsome tonight?
Don't you kiss me tonight.
Are you sorry you launched every fart?
Does your cleanliness stray
on this hot summer day
I can smell you, my nose splits apart.
Do the chairs in your parlor
wish they weren't there?
Do you gaze in your mirror
and see too much hair?
Are my eyes filled with pain?
Does my nose feel a strain?
Tell me dear, are you loathsome tonight?

I wonder if you're loathsome tonight.
You know that someone said
"The world's a stage, but the play is badly cast."
Fate had me wishing our love was stuck deep in the past.
Act One was when we met.
I loved you at first glance.
You read your lines so cleverly and never missed a cue.
Then came Act Two.
You sure have changed.
You are deranged
and I wish you were gone.

Honey, you reek every time you're with me
and I have no cause to love you.
And I don't want go on pointing out those flies
that are still flying above you.

Now the stage offends, and I'm on the ends
with foul odor all around.
And if you're going to stay with me
then they can bring the curtain down.

Are my eyes filled with pain?
Does my nose feel a strain?
Tell me dear, are you loathsome tonight?

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

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John Barry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Your plays on words deserve applause.
Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody does not stink, unlike the frickin' Red Sux.
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, the Nirvana! Smells like Teen Vomit :-). This really reeks, in the best way. 555 nose plugs for your next date with her. And Michael, I'm working on a parody you will love, called WHO'S YOUR DADDY? To the Zombies TIME OF THE SEASON. Yes, it's about Pedro Martinez. My goal is to have all of Yankee Stadium singing it next time he pitches there, which looks more and more like next year
alvin rhodes - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i love the way you turned this song completely around...5s
Rev Stepehen - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
well written but not so funny 513
Tim Hall - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Ravyn Rant - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd been saving that title for a parody that I was going to get around to writing eventually - and since I couldn't have done it any better myself, thanks for saving me the labor. :) 5s for you!
Steven Cavanagh - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh.. Mike? Check her for a pulse, dude.
Michael Pacholek - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, everyone. Though I have to admit I ripped off the title from a Star Trek convention I read about. A Klingon was singing to Suzie Plakson (Worf's ex-girlfriend Ambassador K'Ehylar). Johnny: You said it, not me. Dee: I look forward to seeing it, though if you wanna see some Zombies, check out the Sox fans filing out of Fenway Park after Game 4. Tim: I have Elvis doing that version and cracking up laughing on tape, in Vegas, summer of '69. Somehow, he pulled himself together and sang "Suspicious Minds." (That's one I haven't been able to parody... yet.) Ravyn: Happy to be of service. Steven: That would require me to touch her. Ewwww...
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
And then Theodore Sturgeon said "90% of EVERYTHING is crap". Which comes with various additions like "...and 90% of all people are idiots" and "...and there's no guarantee that the remaining 10% ain't crap too".

Well, at least hanging out here on AmIright gives us a fair chance to be within the good 10%, when and if they exist.

I have no idea where I'm going with this in the 90%s comment so I'll shut up now!

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