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Song Parodies -> "Almost Cheech and Chong"

Original Song Title:

"Almost Like a Song"

Original Performer:

Ronnie Milsap

Parody Song Title:

"Almost Cheech and Chong"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The following is not meant to advocate smoking marijuana. It is meant to make you laugh as if you had.
One time in my life
I felt really wrong.
Friends who came to me
they were almost Cheech and Chong.

Passed around the joint
thought this can't be wrong.
I absorbed the high.
It was almost Cheech and Chong.

It was such a groovy slumber.
Better than my greatest beer.
But the flames went out in dying bomber.
All at once, I'm still here.

Now my frying brain
cries most every night.
It was almost Cheech and Chong
but it's much too dumb to write.

(instrumental break)

Now my frying brain
cries most every night.
It was almost Cheech and Chong
but it's much too dumb to write.

It's too dumb to write.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
an apoplexy of giggles...and i ain't even high
Stephen Harrington - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know the original. I do like the Cheech and Chong reference.
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I had a great idea for a mashup -- not musical but cinematic. What if Cheech and Chong were in "Jaws"? I had the title, and then about 20 ideas came forth, like John Barry with "I Put a Spell On You." Then I went to bed without jotting any of it down, and when I woke up the next morning, I'd totally forgotten it. (No, there was no CZJ dream to distract me. I guess it really is over.) I'm so mad that I forgot it. It was gonna be a gas! Or, should I say, it was gonna be smokin'!
John Barry - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
What Stephen said. (Alas, more "Spells" in the works.)
Michael Pacholek - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
In the words of the immortal Jackie Gleason, "I got a BI-I-I-I-G MOU-OU-OU-OUTH!"

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